So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13433. | Guang (bestwillcui) | 79.04 | 94% | 2014-06-08 |
| 13434. | Philip (vanp) | 79.04 | — | 2010-03-13 |
| 13435. | Sothon (sothon) | 79.03 | 98.5% | 2021-01-29 |
| 13436. | Ronald (ronladred) | 79.03 | 97% | 2016-07-05 |
| 13437. | »»════SACHIN™... | 79.03 | 98% | 2013-11-16 |
| 13438. | Mozammel (mozammel) | 79.03 | 95% | 2016-03-25 |
| 13439. | Veronica (afdavis) | 79.03 | 98% | 2013-09-16 |
| 13440. | NeverQuitted (neverquitted) | 79.02 | 97% | 2022-04-11 |
| 13441. | Pochiii (pochiii) | 79.02 | 96% | 2023-07-08 |
| 13442. | And (andzer0) | 79.02 | 97% | 2022-03-30 |
| 13443. | niceu (nice_u) | 79.02 | 98% | 2021-01-14 |
| 13444. | Will (smoothwillyd) | 79.02 | 96.9% | 2023-10-27 |
| 13445. | Maximilian (socanyou) | 79.02 | 93% | 2013-01-07 |
| 13446. | Chemist (themamba) | 79.02 | 92% | 2012-03-22 |
| 13447. | Pathum (pathum) | 79.02 | 94% | 2015-11-13 |
| 13448. | Henry (henryacton) | 79.02 | 92% | 2012-03-08 |
| 13449. | Jake Alexander (jakealexander) | 79.01 | 96% | 2016-03-23 |
| 13450. | Dustin (akanadian47) | 79.01 | 97% | 2012-12-26 |
| 13451. | jmzg (jmzg) | 79.01 | 96% | 2022-02-07 |
| 13452. | Karzal (lazrak) | 79.01 | 97% | 2020-09-13 |
| 13453. | Jess (thegirl) | 79.01 | — | 2009-12-11 |
| 13454. | Seek (seekheart) | 79.01 | 93% | 2016-08-31 |
| 13455. | Sukun (merc7paul) | 79.01 | — | 2009-08-14 |
| 13456. | Sh.t (crackracer) | 79.01 | 90% | 2013-10-07 |
| 13457. | CP44 (cp44) | 79.01 | 97% | 2018-06-16 |
| 13458. | lev (lev_x64) | 79.00 | 97% | 2022-12-28 |
| 13459. | action (action234) | 79.00 | 97% | 2022-06-13 |
| 13460. | Abid (lumish) | 79.00 | 96% | 2021-09-20 |
| 13461. | Gavin (beansandtea) | 79.00 | 92% | 2017-01-18 |
| 13462. | Jordan (jsmagat) | 79.00 | 92% | 2012-05-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |