I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23491. | Riki (conquester) | 54.72 | 96.4% | 2021-02-16 |
| 23492. | Chen (gandaruvu) | 54.72 | 93% | 2016-06-08 |
| 23493. | Aadarsh (paradocslover) | 54.72 | 97% | 2019-11-20 |
| 23494. | Robert (calffey) | 54.71 | 96% | 2017-09-26 |
| 23495. | Rysof (rysof04_) | 54.70 | 93% | 2019-12-23 |
| 23496. | salman (salman1122) | 54.70 | 97% | 2020-02-13 |
| 23497. | Brain (brainfreeze) | 54.70 | 97% | 2015-11-26 |
| 23498. | Rojas (bad_attyping) | 54.69 | 96% | 2021-10-27 |
| 23499. | 云田 (hy_black_hole) | 54.69 | 97% | 2022-06-29 |
| 23500. | ColgateLife (colgatelife) | 54.68 | 98% | 2018-04-04 |
| 23501. | Shamim (shamimiqram) | 54.68 | 96% | 2017-10-15 |
| 23502. | Tutuko (tutuko) | 54.68 | 98% | 2021-12-07 |
| 23503. | Eric (kyleisajew) | 54.68 | 98% | 2018-05-03 |
| 23504. | Prem (batprem) | 54.68 | 96% | 2021-07-02 |
| 23505. | Supernova (binayakch90) | 54.68 | 86% | 2015-09-02 |
| 23506. | OmeO (omeo) | 54.68 | 99% | 2016-02-11 |
| 23507. | Eduardo (spyon) | 54.67 | 97% | 2017-06-30 |
| 23508. | zero (scarlet0) | 54.67 | 95% | 2021-03-22 |
| 23509. | Jake (jake6) | 54.67 | 96% | 2020-11-20 |
| 23510. | Raghav (raghav8822) | 54.67 | 95% | 2018-10-02 |
| 23511. | imran (md_imran268) | 54.67 | 97% | 2017-10-28 |
| 23512. | Lu. (luchvk) | 54.67 | 97% | 2016-10-28 |
| 23513. | Maverick (mihir33) | 54.66 | 96% | 2022-05-21 |
| 23514. | Dave Israel (mynameisdig) | 54.66 | 97% | 2021-01-21 |
| 23515. | Somebody (r_a_c_e_r) | 54.66 | 98% | 2023-01-26 |
| 23516. | P3rs0N (person_wastaken) | 54.66 | 94% | 2021-03-04 |
| 23517. | Loading.... (xbooza) | 54.66 | 94% | 2020-05-15 |
| 23518. | aadsfsdsf (cocopeanutz) | 54.66 | 95% | 2019-05-18 |
| 23519. | Torty (philuk2000) | 54.66 | 97% | 2016-11-07 |
| 23520. | asuh dud (tossacointoyourwi... | 54.65 | 96% | 2020-08-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |