I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23860. | Chen (gandaruvu) | 54.72 | 93% | 2016-06-08 |
| 23861. | Aadarsh (paradocslover) | 54.72 | 97% | 2019-11-20 |
| 23862. | Robert (calffey) | 54.71 | 96% | 2017-09-26 |
| 23863. | Rysof (rysof04_) | 54.70 | 93% | 2019-12-23 |
| 23864. | salman (salman1122) | 54.70 | 97% | 2020-02-13 |
| 23865. | Brain (brainfreeze) | 54.70 | 97% | 2015-11-26 |
| 23866. | Cav (cavtheman) | 54.69 | 90% | 2016-05-17 |
| 23867. | Rojas (bad_attyping) | 54.69 | 96% | 2021-10-27 |
| 23868. | 云田 (hy_black_hole) | 54.69 | 97% | 2022-06-29 |
| 23869. | ColgateLife (colgatelife) | 54.68 | 98% | 2018-04-04 |
| 23870. | Eric (kyleisajew) | 54.68 | 98% | 2018-05-03 |
| 23871. | Tutuko (tutuko) | 54.68 | 98% | 2021-12-07 |
| 23872. | Shamim (shamimiqram) | 54.68 | 96% | 2017-10-15 |
| 23873. | Prem (batprem) | 54.68 | 96% | 2021-07-02 |
| 23874. | Supernova (binayakch90) | 54.68 | 86% | 2015-09-02 |
| 23875. | OmeO (omeo) | 54.68 | 99% | 2016-02-11 |
| 23876. | Eduardo (spyon) | 54.67 | 97% | 2017-06-30 |
| 23877. | zero (scarlet0) | 54.67 | 95% | 2021-03-22 |
| 23878. | Jake (jake6) | 54.67 | 96% | 2020-11-20 |
| 23879. | Raghav (raghav8822) | 54.67 | 95% | 2018-10-02 |
| 23880. | imran (md_imran268) | 54.67 | 97% | 2017-10-28 |
| 23881. | Lu. (luchvk) | 54.67 | 97% | 2016-10-28 |
| 23882. | Somebody (r_a_c_e_r) | 54.66 | 98% | 2023-01-26 |
| 23883. | Maverick (mihir33) | 54.66 | 96% | 2022-05-21 |
| 23884. | Dave Israel (mynameisdig) | 54.66 | 97% | 2021-01-21 |
| 23885. | P3rs0N (person_wastaken) | 54.66 | 94% | 2021-03-04 |
| 23886. | Loading.... (xbooza) | 54.66 | 94% | 2020-05-15 |
| 23887. | aadsfsdsf (cocopeanutz) | 54.66 | 95% | 2019-05-18 |
| 23888. | Torty (philuk2000) | 54.66 | 97% | 2016-11-07 |
| 23889. | asuh dud (tossacointoyourwi... | 54.65 | 96% | 2020-08-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |