I make my living off the evening news. Just give me something, something I can use. People love it when you lose. They love dirty laundry. Well, I coulda been an actor, but I wound up here. I just have to look good. I don't have to be clear. Come and whisper in my ear. Give us dirty laundry.
—from Dirty Laundry, a song by Don Henley
Active since July 25, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4551. | ok (herbaltea) | 75.28 | 96% | 2020-08-28 |
| 4552. | Elliott (ejayt06) | 75.27 | 96% | 2020-12-06 |
| 4553. | BoxingNguyen (boxingnguyen) | 75.25 | 98% | 2019-04-24 |
| 4554. | Nurul (mnislam) | 75.25 | 99% | 2020-10-04 |
| 4555. | Speedy (speedycuberguy) | 75.22 | 96% | 2018-05-24 |
| 4556. | Narkotik (vacban) | 75.21 | 97% | 2018-06-25 |
| 4557. | Imp (hehexdlmaoxgodx) | 75.20 | 96% | 2018-08-15 |
| 4558. | momimomo (momimomo) | 75.20 | 96% | 2019-09-23 |
| 4559. | tbw (tbware) | 75.19 | 98% | 2018-04-05 |
| 4560. | Thomas Edward (feeshmane) | 75.19 | 97% | 2019-11-01 |
| 4561. | Scarecrow (ahb_arif) | 75.18 | 98% | 2019-03-19 |
| 4562. | jana (lusiopao) | 75.18 | 97% | 2020-04-16 |
| 4563. | Jem (jampr) | 75.18 | 96% | 2020-07-10 |
| 4564. | ngoc (ngocpt) | 75.16 | 97% | 2017-11-05 |
| 4565. | 🐌💨🐢💨🐐💨 (m... | 75.16 | 98% | 2019-05-03 |
| 4566. | Evelyn (evelynji) | 75.16 | 98% | 2020-07-22 |
| 4567. | Jake (jake12_) | 75.14 | 96% | 2020-04-02 |
| 4568. | Anon (theodicy) | 75.12 | 99% | 2020-02-11 |
| 4569. | 🤑 (liljasonmoney) | 75.12 | 98% | 2020-09-21 |
| 4570. | Jordan (mrkentman) | 75.12 | 95% | 2018-10-10 |
| 4571. | Bennett (bnnttnwhk) | 75.10 | 98% | 2020-11-16 |
| 4572. | Doubledealer (doubledealer) | 75.09 | 96% | 2019-11-17 |
| 4573. | Kevin (remashed) | 75.05 | 96% | 2017-09-12 |
| 4574. | masterjabzz25 (masterjabzz25) | 75.05 | 96% | 2018-07-21 |
| 4575. | p (stenofoam) | 75.04 | 91% | 2019-11-17 |
| 4576. | Connor (jonecon) | 75.03 | 95% | 2019-05-08 |
| 4577. | Aidan (breadmoncher) | 75.02 | 96% | 2020-11-25 |
| 4578. | dasisnotmane (dasisnotmane) | 75.00 | 97% | 2018-09-15 |
| 4579. | endcredits (endcredits) | 75.00 | 98% | 2020-06-05 |
| 4580. | Cinoss (cinoss) | 74.98 | 98% | 2020-10-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 12,176 | 84.26 | July 25, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 18 | 75.34 | June 25, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 13 | 98.57 | December 7, 2018 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |