If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? Why is a boxing ring square? Why do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Why do we have noses that run and feet that smell? It's very confusing, isn't it? A slim chance and a fat chance are the same thing, really, but a wise man and a wise guy aren't the same at all, are they? When the stars are out, they are visible. When the lights are out, they are invisible. What's up?
—from Word Play, a book by Gyles Brandreth
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1992. | From0ToHero (lordmeliodas) | 89.17 | 97% | 2020-03-23 |
| 1993. | Tyler (xtios) | 89.16 | 98% | 2019-10-30 |
| 1994. | Minh Khoa (tmkhoahcmus) | 89.15 | 97% | 2019-05-30 |
| 1995. | Darrive (darrive) | 89.11 | 97% | 2017-03-25 |
| 1996. | rate (rate988) | 89.11 | 95% | 2017-12-07 |
| 1997. | Julian (s1xy34rs0ld) | 89.11 | 97% | 2020-08-03 |
| 1998. | Feynex (imhidayat) | 89.10 | 96% | 2020-11-30 |
| 1999. | SCM (smusson) | 89.07 | 97% | 2018-10-20 |
| 2000. | Char Aznable (idp5601) | 89.05 | 98% | 2020-10-29 |
| 2001. | Michael (shadow_mike) | 89.04 | 97% | 2019-08-11 |
| 2002. | Zelmas (icetwo) | 89.02 | 95% | 2020-03-19 |
| 2003. | levani (levanacixo) | 89.00 | 97% | 2020-12-04 |
| 2004. | D (ducktypist) | 89.00 | 97% | 2020-09-14 |
| 2005. | Ellis (silleellis) | 88.97 | 91% | 2017-02-12 |
| 2006. | vamsi (vamsivadrevu) | 88.95 | 99% | 2017-07-17 |
| 2007. | Metacarcinus (mcmagister) | 88.95 | 97% | 2017-11-11 |
| 2008. | Jai (jaideepjr) | 88.94 | 98% | 2018-02-13 |
| 2009. | S = klnW (sklnw) | 88.93 | 99% | 2019-06-30 |
| 2010. | winter (enjjj) | 88.93 | 97% | 2020-04-04 |
| 2011. | Reus (reus333) | 88.93 | 97% | 2020-03-15 |
| 2012. | Roy (rwfeng72) | 88.92 | 97% | 2019-01-23 |
| 2013. | WyZard (wise_owl) | 88.90 | 97% | 2019-07-05 |
| 2014. | Lauryn (bluenotebooksfly) | 88.89 | 96% | 2020-04-24 |
| 2015. | Ilyas (aydoohhkb) | 88.88 | 98% | 2020-04-21 |
| 2016. | Joy (joyyang810035) | 88.87 | 95% | 2020-11-16 |
| 2017. | Christine (christi124) | 88.86 | 97% | 2018-04-02 |
| 2018. | drakcorian (drakcorian) | 88.85 | 98% | 2020-11-15 |
| 2019. | Reed1311 (reeduo) | 88.82 | 97% | 2017-11-17 |
| 2020. | ju yun (schylarker) | 88.81 | 98% | 2017-08-11 |
| 2021. | DU30 FASCIST (tymarc) | 88.79 | 92% | 2017-02-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,580 | 85.43 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 116.98 | February 8, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 3 | 90.08 | May 18, 2022 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 63.90 | January 20, 2022 |