So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8593. | Herman (hchow91) | 88.74 | 92% | 2017-01-15 |
| 8594. | BlindCide (blindcide) | 88.74 | 98% | 2020-06-23 |
| 8595. | Duvall (duvall) | 88.74 | 97% | 2011-05-03 |
| 8596. | Henry (q23m) | 88.73 | 96% | 2020-11-30 |
| 8597. | Teodor (demreps) | 88.73 | 95% | 2016-02-11 |
| 8598. | Fan (fankay) | 88.73 | 96% | 2011-09-29 |
| 8599. | Andrew (dazhengyi) | 88.72 | 98% | 2022-11-27 |
| 8600. | Benji (nepzy) | 88.72 | 99% | 2023-03-16 |
| 8601. | KeyboardWarrior (kw1337) | 88.72 | 92% | 2015-01-09 |
| 8602. | Slack (slack) | 88.72 | 99% | 2016-12-23 |
| 8603. | moe (moe091) | 88.72 | 98% | 2012-12-16 |
| 8604. | LisaS (lisasinmd) | 88.71 | 98% | 2014-10-29 |
| 8605. | Alex (acrucker) | 88.71 | 94% | 2014-01-01 |
| 8606. | champ (priteshacharya1) | 88.71 | 95% | 2013-09-24 |
| 8607. | Robert (wierdo) | 88.71 | — | 2009-03-22 |
| 8608. | splendaddy (splendaddy) | 88.71 | 95% | 2020-10-11 |
| 8609. | K3 (lienk3) | 88.70 | 98% | 2017-12-26 |
| 8610. | Prawny (enderduck247) | 88.70 | 95% | 2022-08-10 |
| 8611. | 0 (gochoo) | 88.70 | 96% | 2018-09-07 |
| 8612. | Caleb (calebistan) | 88.70 | 96% | 2018-02-01 |
| 8613. | Effie (nightstars) | 88.70 | 96% | 2014-04-03 |
| 8614. | Tyler (tylermcintyler) | 88.70 | 94% | 2016-05-19 |
| 8615. | slagtherisen (slagtherisen) | 88.70 | 98% | 2017-07-24 |
| 8616. | John (jagrad) | 88.70 | 99% | 2011-12-30 |
| 8617. | Moridin (archer4) | 88.70 | 93% | 2012-05-13 |
| 8618. | Pawel (pablom1981) | 88.69 | 98% | 2022-02-11 |
| 8619. | sammy (slowdownsammy) | 88.69 | 94% | 2014-03-15 |
| 8620. | Kyle (gosu_kvl) | 88.69 | 93% | 2016-03-27 |
| 8621. | Kevin (kander37) | 88.68 | 98% | 2019-09-28 |
| 8622. | Richard (richard_king) | 88.68 | 96% | 2023-03-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |