I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3211. | Skrub (nonametomake) | 110.92 | 98% | 2017-10-06 |
| 3212. | Shawn (r3m3dy) | 110.92 | 98% | 2024-02-18 |
| 3213. | John (traditionalcatholic) | 110.92 | 99% | 2018-12-05 |
| 3214. | Jesse (tequinejesse) | 110.91 | 99% | 2021-07-13 |
| 3215. | Trax (t4xr) | 110.91 | 99% | 2020-05-12 |
| 3216. | Nicole (n_h999) | 110.91 | 94% | 2017-02-20 |
| 3217. | Knortic (knortic) | 110.91 | 98% | 2017-11-04 |
| 3218. | SpongeTypes (spongetypes) | 110.90 | 97.1% | 2024-05-27 |
| 3219. | Welcome to Taiwan™, the b... | 110.90 | 98% | 2026-04-03 |
| 3220. | Leena (leena1445) | 110.89 | 99.7% | 2024-10-18 |
| 3221. | Alan (alan2021233) | 110.88 | 97% | 2021-07-31 |
| 3222. | Kayk (kaykmc) | 110.88 | 96% | 2018-02-01 |
| 3223. | Jadon (bruhman2) | 110.87 | 99% | 2019-12-18 |
| 3224. | Kusmir (kusmir) | 110.87 | 99% | 2022-05-09 |
| 3225. | Steven (stuvun) | 110.86 | 98% | 2022-09-30 |
| 3226. | Nikolai (nikovertus) | 110.86 | 98% | 2022-02-26 |
| 3227. | Martin (martinwong) | 110.84 | 99.3% | 2024-07-13 |
| 3228. | Jens Jakob (jaggerdens) | 110.84 | 98% | 2017-09-18 |
| 3229. | MiB (meninblack) | 110.84 | 98% | 2019-01-27 |
| 3230. | Kiara (katherynbane) | 110.83 | 98% | 2025-07-28 |
| 3231. | kml (kml1584) | 110.83 | 95% | 2021-01-10 |
| 3232. | Kachika (chickhicks_) | 110.82 | 97% | 2021-11-28 |
| 3233. | Alex (national235) | 110.82 | 98% | 2024-07-21 |
| 3234. | Kitty (kxkixi) | 110.82 | 99% | 2019-12-20 |
| 3235. | Dominic (aboveawesome) | 110.81 | 96% | 2017-09-27 |
| 3236. | Brian (lomeinevent) | 110.81 | 98% | 2022-04-29 |
| 3237. | Jayke (jayke_narn) | 110.79 | 99% | 2025-03-30 |
| 3238. | Jippy (jippyl) | 110.79 | 96.8% | 2023-09-01 |
| 3239. | Gio (g_man23) | 110.78 | 99.7% | 2024-09-24 |
| 3240. | rock_hat (glitchscott) | 110.77 | 98% | 2017-02-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |