Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3020. | ॐ ღ kelz ღ ॐ ♥ wa... | 106.64 | 97% | 2017-06-24 |
| 3021. | (corsaere) | 106.64 | 97% | 2016-01-09 |
| 3022. | (agizzlefizzle123) | 106.63 | 98% | 2016-07-05 |
| 3023. | (s4lt) | 106.63 | 97% | 2017-07-06 |
| 3024. | erty (someone8888) | 106.63 | 98% | 2023-05-09 |
| 3025. | (neptunehoney) | 106.63 | 98% | 2023-02-24 |
| 3026. | Y (tomfoolery42) | 106.62 | 98% | 2020-01-24 |
| 3027. | (northern_lights) | 106.62 | 99% | 2017-11-25 |
| 3028. | (incognito357) | 106.62 | 94% | 2014-10-19 |
| 3029. | (spoonraker) | 106.62 | 95% | 2015-02-13 |
| 3030. | Concomitant (dvorakdork) | 106.61 | 100% | 2014-08-16 |
| 3031. | (suck_my_phallus) | 106.60 | 94% | 2012-08-23 |
| 3032. | (pwnzusauce) | 106.59 | 97% | 2012-11-23 |
| 3033. | King (icebabiizx) | 106.59 | 97% | 2014-06-15 |
| 3034. | Zac (iorek13) | 106.59 | 94% | 2012-05-18 |
| 3035. | want to die (ryan66744) | 106.59 | 97.4% | 2023-07-04 |
| 3036. | Delan (delan) | 106.58 | 88% | 2014-07-05 |
| 3037. | Jaehead (jaehead) | 106.58 | 96% | 2016-06-20 |
| 3038. | mogeta (mogeta) | 106.58 | 100% | 2011-06-18 |
| 3039. | DJ (derrejchen) | 106.58 | 99% | 2022-06-25 |
| 3040. | (quicksilver95) | 106.58 | 99% | 2015-03-21 |
| 3041. | (supaflyqtpie) | 106.58 | 96% | 2012-08-29 |
| 3042. | Methan (camoka5) | 106.54 | 95% | 2015-12-16 |
| 3043. | (jcpd21) | 106.54 | 98% | 2013-10-30 |
| 3044. | Tony (kevinneeraj) | 106.54 | 95% | 2016-05-05 |
| 3045. | Kyri (kyriii) | 106.54 | 98% | 2020-12-23 |
| 3046. | (jojo4241) | 106.54 | 99% | 2013-03-24 |
| 3047. | Shaikh Noman (pices_dude01) | 106.53 | 94% | 2013-12-16 |
| 3048. | gob126 (gob126) | 106.53 | 98% | 2017-11-17 |
| 3049. | (wivo) | 106.53 | 96% | 2015-03-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |