So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2116. | (onlymessin) | 112.51 | 94% | 2012-09-07 |
| 2117. | mwizard (mwizard) | 112.50 | 98% | 2021-12-04 |
| 2118. | (wallabywire) | 112.49 | — | 2009-04-06 |
| 2119. | PicnicBasket (picnicbasket) | 112.48 | 93% | 2012-08-11 |
| 2120. | Speed Cola (zdj361) | 112.47 | 100% | 2018-11-17 |
| 2121. | (100wpm) | 112.46 | — | 2009-04-04 |
| 2122. | (poopbutthole) | 112.46 | 94% | 2014-01-05 |
| 2123. | (phishstickingtonz) | 112.46 | 95% | 2016-07-20 |
| 2124. | (shwirv) | 112.44 | 98.5% | 2023-10-31 |
| 2125. | (amoz11) | 112.43 | 99% | 2021-06-16 |
| 2126. | (mho629) | 112.41 | 97% | 2015-12-10 |
| 2127. | (otoink) | 112.41 | 95% | 2011-05-07 |
| 2128. | (abc_typer) | 112.41 | 100% | 2017-06-14 |
| 2129. | (pwnzusauce) | 112.40 | 100% | 2012-11-23 |
| 2130. | (skycats) | 112.38 | 97% | 2012-01-28 |
| 2131. | (arandazzo829) | 112.38 | 98% | 2014-09-08 |
| 2132. | Norman (r1v372) | 112.37 | 91% | 2012-03-06 |
| 2133. | Jaehead (jaehead) | 112.37 | 97% | 2014-05-16 |
| 2134. | (namisdavid) | 112.36 | 99% | 2014-07-09 |
| 2135. | Pawi (pawiboy36) | 112.35 | 99% | 2013-12-13 |
| 2136. | (fx_skrrt) | 112.35 | 97% | 2020-07-16 |
| 2137. | (demonicegg) | 112.35 | — | 2009-06-02 |
| 2138. | (scimister) | 112.35 | 94% | 2013-01-21 |
| 2139. | Performance Anxiety (swneme... | 112.34 | 91% | 2014-02-15 |
| 2140. | (gize_gudal) | 112.34 | 97% | 2012-07-07 |
| 2141. | Eric (erlim) | 112.33 | — | 2011-04-16 |
| 2142. | (mandapanda806) | 112.33 | — | 2009-10-19 |
| 2143. | dead (karovin) | 112.33 | 98% | 2018-03-22 |
| 2144. | Daniel (danielxzt) | 112.31 | 99% | 2023-04-07 |
| 2145. | (buttprince) | 112.31 | 98% | 2020-10-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |