The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28734. | Liam (liam02) | 57.24 | 91% | 2014-03-19 |
| 28735. | Udit (catherod) | 57.24 | 90% | 2016-07-10 |
| 28736. | Guest (nherbe_3) | 57.24 | 97% | 2021-11-04 |
| 28737. | Ammara (ammara) | 57.24 | 95% | 2012-09-13 |
| 28738. | Rishi (rishirajput) | 57.24 | 88% | 2014-04-25 |
| 28739. | Andres (andreshazard) | 57.23 | 94% | 2016-03-15 |
| 28740. | Free Palestine (ahmedrashed... | 57.23 | 95% | 2022-04-01 |
| 28741. | Probird (phanupotisin) | 57.23 | — | 2009-02-16 |
| 28742. | joshua (madara_mandar) | 57.23 | 93% | 2012-09-02 |
| 28743. | Janetain (janetain) | 57.23 | 93% | 2017-05-30 |
| 28744. | Rizky (rizky92) | 57.22 | 96% | 2016-04-18 |
| 28745. | BasisPursuit (basis_pursuit_1) | 57.22 | 98% | 2023-04-03 |
| 28746. | Big Boy Diamonds (waist) | 57.22 | 94% | 2019-12-06 |
| 28747. | Timothy (timothyway) | 57.22 | 97% | 2021-01-28 |
| 28748. | zPhoenix (zphoenix) | 57.22 | 95% | 2013-10-12 |
| 28749. | ngoc (vanthong) | 57.22 | 92% | 2013-02-11 |
| 28750. | ross (ross123) | 57.21 | 92% | 2013-07-02 |
| 28751. | Jake (jaed) | 57.21 | 91% | 2017-04-10 |
| 28752. | Matthew (blayzed93) | 57.21 | 94% | 2017-07-08 |
| 28753. | Steve (reverend65) | 57.21 | 94% | 2011-10-20 |
| 28754. | slap (slap44) | 57.20 | 96% | 2023-08-24 |
| 28755. | _Lxwrxncx_ (_lxwrxncx_) | 57.20 | 96% | 2021-10-21 |
| 28756. | George (grgp) | 57.19 | 94% | 2018-09-10 |
| 28757. | Ka1toK (ka1tok) | 57.19 | 94% | 2020-10-29 |
| 28758. | Yasser (yasserhma) | 57.19 | 96% | 2019-03-01 |
| 28759. | Kal D. en (kalden_s) | 57.18 | 95% | 2021-01-31 |
| 28760. | Dawid (dawidmachnowski) | 57.18 | 88% | 2016-02-03 |
| 28761. | Waqas (wakash) | 57.18 | — | 2011-02-02 |
| 28762. | Sandro (sado) | 57.18 | 89% | 2016-11-27 |
| 28763. | AL1 (al1_16) | 57.17 | 93% | 2016-01-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |