Look man... I can't watch this. I can't take this torture no more, I can't... I can't watch this. Pay the bills, station break. Break it down! Operators are standing by. Cubic zirconium necklace. You're soaking in it. And our fabulous swimsuit issue. When you've got a headache this big. Read the book. This is your brain on drugs. I've fallen and I can't get up!
—from I Can't Watch This, a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic
Active since June 26, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1283. | a (abg2002) | 89.50 | 98% | 2019-03-14 |
| 1284. | Dickerson Do Dough (yoboidi... | 89.49 | 97% | 2019-09-15 |
| 1285. | Stephen (cloudmushman) | 89.47 | 97% | 2019-10-27 |
| 1286. | David (dshelt) | 89.46 | 97% | 2020-03-21 |
| 1287. | 🇵🇸 (' _ゝ') (trickroom) | 89.46 | 97% | 2017-09-17 |
| 1288. | Bryson (bryboi) | 89.45 | 96% | 2020-11-21 |
| 1289. | Matthew (fl4m3zzz) | 89.45 | 97% | 2020-03-30 |
| 1290. | Kevin (pubhub) | 89.45 | 98% | 2019-10-01 |
| 1291. | Alan (nalan) | 89.43 | 97% | 2018-09-05 |
| 1292. | Salman (ronaldweasley1) | 89.43 | 97% | 2017-10-23 |
| 1293. | Mexikorn (mexikorn) | 89.42 | 99% | 2019-12-11 |
| 1294. | Dr. Doof (sacrelege) | 89.40 | 98% | 2018-08-14 |
| 1295. | cyr (kaloex) | 89.37 | 98% | 2018-09-10 |
| 1296. | sktl135 (sktl1351) | 89.36 | 98% | 2019-04-29 |
| 1297. | T (omega5002) | 89.36 | 98% | 2020-04-19 |
| 1298. | Nate (thatguyx) | 89.36 | 98% | 2019-05-13 |
| 1299. | Jade Vincent (jadvincent) | 89.35 | 98% | 2017-07-17 |
| 1300. | lambdanaut (lambdanaut) | 89.34 | 98% | 2019-07-13 |
| 1301. | Steven (stevagon) | 89.33 | 98% | 2018-03-11 |
| 1302. | NoopytheDOG (noopythedog) | 89.32 | 97% | 2018-10-31 |
| 1303. | Abdul (lesgooooo) | 89.32 | 96% | 2020-03-23 |
| 1304. | Wan (wzul) | 89.30 | 99% | 2020-10-07 |
| 1305. | Ismael (ishiie) | 89.28 | 99% | 2019-07-22 |
| 1306. | Vincent (vincemince) | 89.28 | 97% | 2018-06-12 |
| 1307. | ⦗10FF⦘ euij (euij) | 89.28 | 97% | 2018-11-10 |
| 1308. | (carrot_) | 89.25 | 96% | 2020-02-18 |
| 1309. | 🌠Rubby🌠 (mikerubby) | 89.22 | 98% | 2017-12-31 |
| 1310. | Elia (ganmen) | 89.21 | 98% | 2020-11-07 |
| 1311. | George (georgesung25) | 89.20 | 98% | 2020-04-01 |
| 1312. | Nick (nidzoni) | 89.20 | 96% | 2019-05-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,595 | 76.89 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 91.61 | March 4, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 55.43 | August 1, 2020 |
| Sean Wrona's Universe | 1 | 171.18 | April 16, 2017 |