And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11224. | Justin (enjoyment) | 95.08 | — | 2008-09-13 |
| 11225. | Beowulf (yogak) | 95.08 | 98% | 2017-10-07 |
| 11226. | (robert420) | 95.07 | 98.4% | 2023-10-23 |
| 11227. | Michael (mwormley) | 95.07 | 98% | 2023-04-27 |
| 11228. | concheese (concheese) | 95.07 | 99% | 2021-03-19 |
| 11229. | Marissa (meyjic) | 95.07 | 98% | 2021-07-26 |
| 11230. | imtdk (imtdk) | 95.06 | 97% | 2022-11-22 |
| 11231. | Enic (your_bicycle) | 95.06 | 98% | 2022-04-12 |
| 11232. | zyn (zezyn) | 95.06 | 99% | 2021-03-19 |
| 11233. | Brian (briantranny) | 95.06 | 96% | 2021-05-06 |
| 11234. | tyler (ssjtyru) | 95.06 | 97.3% | 2023-10-03 |
| 11235. | ice (iceball4321) | 95.06 | 98% | 2018-02-14 |
| 11236. | Kristján (kripet) | 95.06 | — | 2011-01-25 |
| 11237. | Akela (akela123) | 95.05 | 99% | 2018-01-12 |
| 11238. | tannoobkod (tannoobkodz) | 95.05 | 97% | 2018-09-29 |
| 11239. | seungbum (seungbum) | 95.05 | 93% | 2016-05-24 |
| 11240. | Kevin (kev9441) | 95.04 | 96% | 2020-05-25 |
| 11241. | Courtney (courtney_p86) | 95.04 | 97% | 2012-02-29 |
| 11242. | Alex (revl8er) | 95.04 | 97% | 2012-03-03 |
| 11243. | Jade Vincent (jadvincent) | 95.04 | 98% | 2017-07-08 |
| 11244. | Tangerine (lemontigerxd) | 95.03 | 92% | 2017-07-21 |
| 11245. | blob_mister (blob_mister) | 95.02 | 96% | 2022-03-31 |
| 11246. | Zero (zerowaffles) | 95.02 | 93% | 2017-05-11 |
| 11247. | Alex (bigal1519) | 95.02 | 98% | 2014-04-14 |
| 11248. | Engr Ghulam (abbas12) | 95.02 | 96% | 2013-03-22 |
| 11249. | Jamal (xflash) | 95.01 | 98% | 2022-03-02 |
| 11250. | Dynetivi (dynetivi) | 95.01 | 96.5% | 2023-10-19 |
| 11251. | kj (crioyri) | 95.01 | 97% | 2020-11-26 |
| 11252. | Zorro (swashbuckle) | 95.01 | 97% | 2014-06-26 |
| 11253. | Jesus is Lord (smricha1) | 95.00 | 97% | 2022-08-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |