Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4690. | Shoaib Sajid (shoaibsajid) | 63.02 | 95% | 2017-11-25 |
| 4691. | epicc (epiccuwu) | 63.00 | 97% | 2020-12-08 |
| 4692. | Please use an appropriate n... | 62.98 | 96% | 2018-11-23 |
| 4693. | Marwan (marshallown) | 62.97 | 96% | 2019-03-05 |
| 4694. | Alikhan (realikh) | 62.95 | 96% | 2020-03-31 |
| 4695. | Sorgalim (sorgalim) | 62.94 | 96% | 2019-06-30 |
| 4696. | The (mitty_mitt) | 62.93 | 94% | 2018-12-22 |
| 4697. | Vicky (smartyviky) | 62.93 | 95% | 2019-04-19 |
| 4698. | nasi (nasipadang7) | 62.93 | 97% | 2018-10-29 |
| 4699. | Bex (nelsonhartr) | 62.92 | 95% | 2019-06-13 |
| 4700. | inggy (inggy) | 62.92 | 95% | 2019-01-27 |
| 4701. | Rajan (purebrahman) | 62.92 | 96% | 2020-11-20 |
| 4702. | Junior (tchuky) | 62.91 | 96% | 2019-07-26 |
| 4703. | Venice (starbucks272) | 62.90 | 97% | 2017-07-23 |
| 4704. | Laz (lazslo) | 62.89 | 96% | 2019-10-09 |
| 4705. | Bem (odenscolddry) | 62.89 | 96% | 2018-03-15 |
| 4706. | Mrinal (_tt_) | 62.88 | 97% | 2020-07-06 |
| 4707. | Tika (jadmo) | 62.88 | 98% | 2020-12-13 |
| 4708. | @itz_ramy (thugsheep) | 62.87 | 95% | 2019-04-11 |
| 4709. | Kuba (kshailoobekuulu) | 62.87 | 97% | 2019-11-05 |
| 4710. | typer (typer_jones) | 62.85 | 96% | 2020-11-20 |
| 4711. | Fredric (lockheart456) | 62.84 | 97% | 2019-10-31 |
| 4712. | Theo (masterniceguy) | 62.80 | 96% | 2018-10-13 |
| 4713. | Reed (shimshek1) | 62.80 | 96% | 2018-02-19 |
| 4714. | Matthew (matthewb83) | 62.78 | 96% | 2018-09-01 |
| 4715. | Fadhil (fadhilachmadi) | 62.78 | 96% | 2019-08-10 |
| 4716. | Robin (banzaiiiii) | 62.77 | 98% | 2017-09-26 |
| 4717. | James (jamesofnet) | 62.77 | 97% | 2017-09-12 |
| 4718. | Magishian (magishian) | 62.75 | 97% | 2020-08-27 |
| 4719. | Julian (julianjelfs) | 62.75 | 97% | 2020-01-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |