The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22530. | shumkar (shbarpiev) | 67.98 | 96% | 2022-06-20 |
| 22531. | Old Man Fingers (oldmanfing... | 67.98 | 96% | 2023-04-04 |
| 22532. | Niket (daspacebar) | 67.98 | 96% | 2021-10-31 |
| 22533. | Felix (felixleong) | 67.98 | — | 2010-11-01 |
| 22534. | Conor (crc1200) | 67.97 | 95% | 2021-11-05 |
| 22535. | Jaloliddin (beebeep) | 67.97 | 94% | 2023-05-06 |
| 22536. | Rex (rrrreeexx) | 67.97 | 96% | 2021-01-24 |
| 22537. | You (you_zee) | 67.97 | 94% | 2012-02-07 |
| 22538. | K (kdcx) | 67.97 | 94% | 2016-04-09 |
| 22539. | Dat (datdq295) | 67.97 | 94% | 2011-09-27 |
| 22540. | doirijim (dartsandrazors) | 67.96 | 96% | 2023-09-29 |
| 22541. | Daniel (danielsabox) | 67.96 | 97% | 2021-01-17 |
| 22542. | thojac (thojac) | 67.96 | 97% | 2017-09-09 |
| 22543. | taylor (t4yl0r) | 67.96 | — | 2009-02-03 |
| 22544. | Paco (frinciano) | 67.96 | — | 2010-01-15 |
| 22545. | Arvind (arvind81983) | 67.96 | 94% | 2016-08-15 |
| 22546. | Austin (bootytick1er) | 67.95 | 90% | 2017-04-24 |
| 22547. | Andrew (holocene_learning_d... | 67.95 | 99% | 2021-12-21 |
| 22548. | Yaroslav (nashivan) | 67.95 | 96.2% | 2023-10-10 |
| 22549. | Andreas (mangabro) | 67.95 | 96% | 2022-09-18 |
| 22550. | Katherine (kj_john316) | 67.95 | 96% | 2021-02-05 |
| 22551. | Tika (jadmo) | 67.95 | 96.8% | 2021-02-03 |
| 22552. | Please use an appropriate n... | 67.95 | 94% | 2020-12-18 |
| 22553. | Not (notpeo) | 67.95 | 91% | 2013-05-11 |
| 22554. | Freya (witchygyal) | 67.94 | 97% | 2019-11-03 |
| 22555. | DrViosen (dr_viosen) | 67.94 | 98% | 2023-07-12 |
| 22556. | dustniqqa (lucylovely13) | 67.94 | 94% | 2012-04-13 |
| 22557. | Laird (lairdandrew) | 67.94 | 95% | 2021-02-12 |
| 22558. | Isaac (resident_) | 67.94 | 94% | 2020-11-19 |
| 22559. | Declan (mymumhitsme) | 67.94 | 96% | 2018-12-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |