The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13923. | Santa (santasanta) | 81.81 | 92% | 2017-04-19 |
| 13924. | mynamemynamemyname (lewis213) | 81.81 | 97% | 2022-04-23 |
| 13925. | Scalmole (scalmole) | 81.81 | 96% | 2021-03-11 |
| 13926. | Heo (tac_ke_bong94) | 81.81 | 90% | 2014-04-08 |
| 13927. | Guest (gu35t_) | 81.80 | 99% | 2020-08-19 |
| 13928. | Ti (timenoguy) | 81.80 | 97% | 2022-10-06 |
| 13929. | Rob (kobeashi) | 81.80 | 99% | 2022-08-07 |
| 13930. | Donkey (crazybraden) | 81.80 | 98% | 2022-09-02 |
| 13931. | Boris (xivid2) | 81.80 | 97% | 2018-01-14 |
| 13932. | ark (arkundu) | 81.80 | 98.3% | 2021-02-14 |
| 13933. | Starzles (starzles) | 81.80 | 94% | 2015-10-17 |
| 13934. | Paul (pauldh) | 81.80 | 93% | 2011-07-26 |
| 13935. | Carl (fullcircle360) | 81.80 | — | 2008-10-27 |
| 13936. | robinroca (conusx) | 81.79 | 96% | 2020-01-30 |
| 13937. | skanda (skandarajeev) | 81.79 | 94% | 2021-09-19 |
| 13938. | Corso (cportinari) | 81.79 | — | 2010-10-21 |
| 13939. | jact (jactt) | 81.78 | 97% | 2023-09-20 |
| 13940. | Matthew (tomatthew) | 81.78 | 92% | 2016-09-16 |
| 13941. | zehahahahahaahha (gomugomun... | 81.78 | 97% | 2022-07-16 |
| 13942. | Des (desl) | 81.78 | 96% | 2021-07-21 |
| 13943. | Mark (maolson97) | 81.78 | 97.1% | 2021-02-07 |
| 13944. | Tantowi (typebasic_123) | 81.77 | 96% | 2022-09-04 |
| 13945. | Sharif (sharif4747) | 81.77 | 96% | 2022-03-15 |
| 13946. | Timothy (semperveritas) | 81.77 | 99% | 2012-08-20 |
| 13947. | Realest mang in town (gambah) | 81.77 | 85% | 2015-07-31 |
| 13948. | João Vítor Nogueira (kait... | 81.76 | 96.4% | 2023-09-05 |
| 13949. | Justin (justinbodo) | 81.76 | 96% | 2017-06-18 |
| 13950. | Jason (aim1) | 81.76 | 97% | 2019-05-22 |
| 13951. | Julie (hamcheese) | 81.75 | 96% | 2019-09-01 |
| 13952. | Dulguun (dulguun_) | 81.75 | 97.5% | 2023-06-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |