The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5517. | ~ Phantom ~ (phantomking) | 99.24 | 94% | 2015-08-08 |
| 5518. | typeracist (moron212) | 99.24 | 95% | 2017-02-03 |
| 5519. | MerkuroN (merkuron) | 99.24 | 94% | 2014-10-21 |
| 5520. | josh23_02 (goodboy10058_) | 99.23 | 98.8% | 2025-03-25 |
| 5521. | Calvin (killerparakeet) | 99.23 | 97.4% | 2023-12-29 |
| 5522. | 000 (oknotok_) | 99.23 | 97.9% | 2023-08-07 |
| 5523. | Kim Phước (lykimphuoc020) | 99.22 | 98% | 2017-10-08 |
| 5524. | Sean (eriad) | 99.22 | 96% | 2011-08-30 |
| 5525. | Alexandra (fallenleaf) | 99.22 | 96% | 2012-12-30 |
| 5526. | Anthony (sp333dy) | 99.21 | 98% | 2022-11-13 |
| 5527. | yong (topcool) | 99.21 | 97.7% | 2024-12-08 |
| 5528. | Max (fallacy) | 99.21 | 95% | 2013-01-04 |
| 5529. | iatypes (2alt) | 99.21 | 97.9% | 2021-02-24 |
| 5530. | Scaramouche (tr00t) | 99.21 | 96% | 2017-02-06 |
| 5531. | brettygood (thatdudeukno) | 99.21 | 92% | 2015-11-05 |
| 5532. | Jayson (jaysondanewillingster) | 99.21 | 97% | 2017-09-24 |
| 5533. | Luke (lavedon) | 99.20 | 98% | 2015-05-02 |
| 5534. | Andrew (sq_leonhart) | 99.20 | 98.3% | 2024-12-07 |
| 5535. | Drift King (jackyyang09) | 99.20 | 96% | 2019-03-24 |
| 5536. | phong (phonggg) | 99.20 | 94% | 2016-01-13 |
| 5537. | lebon (tozzeo) | 99.19 | 97% | 2022-01-17 |
| 5538. | Jondoeyes (jondoeyes) | 99.19 | 98.3% | 2023-11-07 |
| 5539. | Shmuel (sambo60) | 99.19 | 98% | 2012-05-15 |
| 5540. | Tiffany (tylietz) | 99.19 | 97% | 2018-12-04 |
| 5541. | Julie (hamcheese) | 99.18 | 97% | 2019-12-13 |
| 5542. | Philip (greencheetaz) | 99.18 | 99% | 2016-09-20 |
| 5543. | Icarus (puniture) | 99.18 | 97% | 2018-04-20 |
| 5544. | Shawn (frezna) | 99.18 | 98% | 2023-01-22 |
| 5545. | laza (lazaabt) | 99.18 | 99% | 2024-06-15 |
| 5546. | dave (davey000) | 99.17 | 97% | 2025-03-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |