As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23989. | Donwel (donwel) | 50.19 | 98% | 2018-03-02 |
| 23990. | Andrew (andrew530) | 50.18 | 94% | 2021-06-08 |
| 23991. | Mike (mcpshiming) | 50.18 | 87% | 2017-03-27 |
| 23992. | asmaa (asmaa_soma) | 50.18 | 92% | 2016-07-07 |
| 23993. | Crisia (sook_hee) | 50.17 | 96% | 2023-08-05 |
| 23994. | Jason (jasonchiangib) | 50.17 | 95% | 2021-12-21 |
| 23995. | Shivam (shivam_srivastava_18) | 50.17 | 94% | 2021-05-07 |
| 23996. | Kavi (prince_kavi_143) | 50.17 | 95% | 2017-08-30 |
| 23997. | AvocadoTM (avocadotm) | 50.16 | 94% | 2021-04-27 |
| 23998. | jonas (joncol_colemac) | 50.16 | 94% | 2017-01-03 |
| 23999. | Alex (a_kaban) | 50.15 | 97% | 2022-05-30 |
| 24000. | Beep (ob1kenob) | 50.15 | 96% | 2021-01-10 |
| 24001. | Apisake (apisake) | 50.15 | 96% | 2017-02-12 |
| 24002. | javier (hazyxx05) | 50.14 | 94% | 2021-12-13 |
| 24003. | gustave (jacobe17) | 50.14 | 96% | 2018-05-26 |
| 24004. | Racer 1 (hennie) | 50.14 | 94% | 2020-06-01 |
| 24005. | (✿ ◕‿◕) (jackvincent) | 50.13 | 89% | 2015-04-12 |
| 24006. | Lucas (mr_mattock) | 50.13 | 97% | 2020-08-11 |
| 24007. | Kai (kzhou6) | 50.13 | 92% | 2016-07-13 |
| 24008. | Zhantai (zhantai) | 50.12 | 95% | 2023-04-09 |
| 24009. | Murcury (murcury_) | 50.11 | 96% | 2021-05-11 |
| 24010. | Jennie (jorab) | 50.11 | 94% | 2021-11-18 |
| 24011. | Arifinisher (tidalfin) | 50.11 | 86% | 2017-05-17 |
| 24012. | PsiliSimon (psilisimon) | 50.11 | 95% | 2021-02-12 |
| 24013. | Dennis (babooni) | 50.11 | 97% | 2020-11-22 |
| 24014. | Jiro (jiro_san_) | 50.10 | 94% | 2023-08-22 |
| 24015. | Gab (gabsnts) | 50.10 | 94% | 2022-05-04 |
| 24016. | Vamsi Krishna (pvk9) | 50.09 | 94.4% | 2023-10-31 |
| 24017. | raman (raman123) | 50.09 | 97.6% | 2021-02-23 |
| 24018. | Kuhaku (walah217) | 50.09 | 93% | 2016-01-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |