I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2289. | (qwoto) | 120.56 | 100% | 2021-01-18 |
| 2290. | AFR0M4N (afroman) | 120.54 | 97.8% | 2024-07-08 |
| 2291. | (yizzyweezy) | 120.54 | 99% | 2019-05-19 |
| 2292. | (imtaiga) | 120.53 | 99.4% | 2024-03-31 |
| 2293. | (itz_pvp1235) | 120.52 | 98.8% | 2023-11-21 |
| 2294. | Theo (theodoretliu) | 120.52 | 98% | 2017-01-25 |
| 2295. | (lukenice34) | 120.51 | 98.3% | 2025-03-02 |
| 2296. | (roadto200noquit) | 120.51 | 97% | 2021-01-10 |
| 2297. | (sardhrantor) | 120.49 | 98% | 2025-06-19 |
| 2298. | Kenny (kenjeo) | 120.49 | 99% | 2021-06-05 |
| 2299. | (funtwo) | 120.49 | 99% | 2018-04-17 |
| 2300. | (lizchu413) | 120.48 | 99.4% | 2021-03-02 |
| 2301. | (harisund) | 120.46 | 98% | 2022-01-12 |
| 2302. | (c_xor) | 120.46 | 97% | 2021-06-25 |
| 2303. | (justraven) | 120.45 | 97% | 2023-02-20 |
| 2304. | yume (tanunki) | 120.45 | 97% | 2026-01-10 |
| 2305. | Jack (jackthehuman) | 120.44 | 99% | 2025-12-11 |
| 2306. | (alwaystop20) | 120.44 | 97% | 2021-01-12 |
| 2307. | (eterna9) | 120.43 | 100% | 2019-02-05 |
| 2308. | (2pacaklypse) | 120.42 | 97% | 2022-01-19 |
| 2309. | sheep (theonesheep) | 120.41 | 99.4% | 2024-08-07 |
| 2310. | Charles (clydoscope) | 120.41 | 99.4% | 2025-05-13 |
| 2311. | Michael (m_soutar3) | 120.41 | 99% | 2025-09-19 |
| 2312. | (zuhaibdam) | 120.39 | 99% | 2022-11-15 |
| 2313. | (lamchopsez) | 120.39 | 95.8% | 2024-05-22 |
| 2314. | (limtutu) | 120.39 | 96% | 2018-11-19 |
| 2315. | Alex (alexpizarroj) | 120.38 | 100% | 2018-09-19 |
| 2316. | (blindingangel) | 120.37 | 99% | 2021-12-06 |
| 2317. | Cliff (slicer_2) | 120.36 | 99% | 2022-09-25 |
| 2318. | (bittery) | 120.35 | 99% | 2025-04-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |