The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12693. | Pisit (compisit) | 84.17 | 97% | 2022-02-17 |
| 12694. | Steve (snap07) | 84.17 | 96% | 2012-08-15 |
| 12695. | Peter (hymn) | 84.17 | — | 2009-12-30 |
| 12696. | Antonis (blinkos) | 84.17 | 95% | 2014-11-09 |
| 12697. | Glennsta (glennsta) | 84.16 | 98% | 2015-02-28 |
| 12698. | Stephanie (cuber155) | 84.16 | 97% | 2022-09-08 |
| 12699. | S (sima0502) | 84.16 | 98% | 2019-09-30 |
| 12700. | Layton (lillation06) | 84.16 | 95% | 2016-02-28 |
| 12701. | Brett (brett_t) | 84.16 | 98% | 2016-02-16 |
| 12702. | Jonathan (mrflores) | 84.16 | 97% | 2013-08-06 |
| 12703. | moe (moe091) | 84.16 | 94% | 2012-11-30 |
| 12704. | discbox_colemak (discbox_co... | 84.16 | 98% | 2013-01-21 |
| 12705. | Brad (braddagio) | 84.16 | — | 2009-09-18 |
| 12706. | Bossben (bossben321157) | 84.15 | 96% | 2022-08-20 |
| 12707. | JAYVOODOO (jayvoodoo) | 84.15 | 96% | 2016-06-27 |
| 12708. | Damon (luvsanimals2) | 84.15 | — | 2009-01-28 |
| 12709. | Patrick (patrockie123) | 84.14 | 98% | 2023-02-04 |
| 12710. | Bri (msbriyani) | 84.14 | 98% | 2022-04-23 |
| 12711. | EatingCub (eatingcub) | 84.14 | 97% | 2021-09-18 |
| 12712. | Jack (jackthb) | 84.14 | 98% | 2018-09-11 |
| 12713. | Crocko (onetruepama) | 84.14 | 89% | 2016-04-19 |
| 12714. | Julius (julius0520) | 84.13 | 95% | 2022-12-18 |
| 12715. | Loud (loudskies) | 84.13 | 96% | 2022-01-11 |
| 12716. | Vignesh (viggie) | 84.13 | 97% | 2023-03-03 |
| 12717. | Patrick (crossuv) | 84.12 | 98% | 2019-02-11 |
| 12718. | Simon (szheng17) | 84.12 | 96% | 2020-10-24 |
| 12719. | Jinx (couragemylove) | 84.12 | 91% | 2015-08-06 |
| 12720. | Kevin (kevbuns) | 84.12 | 92% | 2016-07-17 |
| 12721. | VTEC KICKED IN YO (envme) | 84.12 | 96% | 2013-12-03 |
| 12722. | KW (kiawa88) | 84.12 | 95% | 2015-05-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |