I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14033. | Harry Potter (farrux6060) | 77.93 | 95.7% | 2021-02-04 |
| 14034. | Jack (jack2905) | 77.93 | 92% | 2016-08-16 |
| 14035. | Alexander (militiakilz) | 77.92 | 95.7% | 2025-02-15 |
| 14036. | Juan (vlect2) | 77.92 | 96% | 2022-05-03 |
| 14037. | Joel (joel_lalu) | 77.92 | 98% | 2021-08-15 |
| 14038. | vinh (kapien) | 77.92 | 98% | 2023-01-06 |
| 14039. | Pulgster (pulgster) | 77.92 | 94% | 2022-12-10 |
| 14040. | Jamee (jhaque17) | 77.92 | 91% | 2017-02-04 |
| 14041. | KENNETH (happydino) | 77.91 | 96% | 2020-10-28 |
| 14042. | Jordan (jojosan) | 77.91 | 97% | 2019-11-15 |
| 14043. | cathating89-dvorak (cathati... | 77.91 | 96% | 2021-07-21 |
| 14044. | zach (djmayo) | 77.91 | 97% | 2018-05-31 |
| 14045. | TooTired (oturan11) | 77.90 | 94% | 2021-04-01 |
| 14046. | Big (ocfl8888) | 77.90 | 96% | 2019-01-09 |
| 14047. | J (sd59fifty) | 77.90 | 97% | 2017-11-07 |
| 14048. | lexyum (lexyum) | 77.90 | 93% | 2017-02-01 |
| 14049. | frach (fra_cho) | 77.89 | 96% | 2023-05-01 |
| 14050. | Jack (jackshadow) | 77.89 | 98% | 2021-05-26 |
| 14051. | Sid (judgementdey) | 77.89 | 99% | 2021-01-07 |
| 14052. | Will (jamorelol) | 77.89 | 92% | 2016-06-13 |
| 14053. | Vinh (shadeomen) | 77.89 | 96% | 2019-02-20 |
| 14054. | Logan (bountyscore) | 77.89 | 89% | 2016-02-26 |
| 14055. | Matt (dazzles98) | 77.89 | 96% | 2018-12-13 |
| 14056. | no17436 (no17436) | 77.89 | 93% | 2015-10-18 |
| 14057. | Jack (luiden) | 77.89 | 93% | 2017-01-19 |
| 14058. | peter (petethepokerface) | 77.88 | 96% | 2025-08-09 |
| 14059. | Jacque (jrobyabich) | 77.88 | 99.2% | 2023-12-08 |
| 14060. | k (rcws) | 77.88 | 97% | 2022-11-02 |
| 14061. | rip byron (reckful) (mcswig... | 77.88 | 91% | 2017-01-03 |
| 14062. | Nofrets (opetstudio) | 77.88 | 100% | 2017-07-21 |
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| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |