Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4578. | (saurav555) | 57.81 | 96% | 2021-08-07 |
| 4579. | (sammack87) | 57.80 | 96% | 2019-07-30 |
| 4580. | Jacob (rath130) | 57.78 | 98% | 2018-06-30 |
| 4581. | Sephiroth (jukethehitman) | 57.77 | 98% | 2020-01-23 |
| 4582. | (mittalmar) | 57.76 | 97% | 2019-05-26 |
| 4583. | Jun (ricktrajan) | 57.75 | 96% | 2021-07-22 |
| 4584. | (arrahman) | 57.75 | 95% | 2018-07-17 |
| 4585. | (vivideshs) | 57.74 | 96% | 2021-08-12 |
| 4586. | (chreik) | 57.73 | 97% | 2020-02-02 |
| 4587. | (botrazmic) | 57.73 | 98% | 2018-05-29 |
| 4588. | (trixx7) | 57.72 | 95% | 2020-08-29 |
| 4589. | (ashbygeek) | 57.72 | 98% | 2018-06-19 |
| 4590. | Inmemumskar (inmemumskar) | 57.71 | 98% | 2019-03-29 |
| 4591. | (13lackhebi) | 57.71 | 97% | 2020-06-14 |
| 4592. | (obliquetyper) | 57.70 | 93% | 2018-01-09 |
| 4593. | (windofsorrow) | 57.69 | 95% | 2020-04-15 |
| 4594. | (jacksaff) | 57.66 | 99% | 2019-01-25 |
| 4595. | (manickspeed) | 57.64 | 97% | 2018-01-11 |
| 4596. | (toxicwaste) | 57.64 | 97% | 2019-08-06 |
| 4597. | Siddharth (siddharthkurnal) | 57.63 | 95% | 2017-09-14 |
| 4598. | (reefziolah) | 57.60 | 94% | 2020-11-03 |
| 4599. | Tushar (willingtushar) | 57.58 | 97% | 2019-09-24 |
| 4600. | (bn_mouad) | 57.58 | 96% | 2020-01-26 |
| 4601. | (kyanna87) | 57.57 | 97% | 2020-12-18 |
| 4602. | (darkelevent) | 57.56 | 95% | 2021-07-20 |
| 4603. | (nozomb) | 57.55 | 95% | 2019-04-11 |
| 4604. | (akariin) | 57.54 | 96% | 2019-08-05 |
| 4605. | Mario (mariojr16) | 57.51 | 95% | 2021-07-28 |
| 4606. | Owen (saka0803) | 57.49 | 94% | 2019-01-18 |
| 4607. | (colin_the_constant) | 57.48 | 95% | 2021-07-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |