The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24843. | (bamiboy) | 63.68 | 92% | 2014-01-24 |
| 24844. | (gaddiel) | 63.68 | 95% | 2012-09-04 |
| 24845. | (christy) | 63.68 | — | 2008-09-12 |
| 24846. | (fappingtypist) | 63.67 | 92% | 2015-08-21 |
| 24847. | (bnnttnwhk) | 63.66 | 96% | 2020-10-13 |
| 24848. | (ss1088) | 63.66 | 96% | 2017-05-13 |
| 24849. | (samier) | 63.66 | 95% | 2012-05-21 |
| 24850. | (firezuko) | 63.66 | 98% | 2013-05-30 |
| 24851. | (ckeyrouz) | 63.66 | 95% | 2013-07-24 |
| 24852. | (fcarrilao) | 63.65 | 97% | 2019-08-01 |
| 24853. | Tiffany (potatosmeller) | 63.65 | 96% | 2021-09-19 |
| 24854. | (kheireddine) | 63.65 | 96% | 2013-07-16 |
| 24855. | (ason) | 63.65 | 96% | 2012-02-11 |
| 24856. | (oskar86) | 63.65 | 86% | 2014-09-23 |
| 24857. | (decide) | 63.65 | 94% | 2013-01-06 |
| 24858. | astroLion (astrolion) | 63.65 | 97% | 2018-11-11 |
| 24859. | (medo_1010) | 63.64 | 95% | 2021-09-06 |
| 24860. | (arshadzargar) | 63.64 | 98% | 2020-07-17 |
| 24861. | (fearthedeep) | 63.64 | 95% | 2017-08-17 |
| 24862. | (iamhablo) | 63.64 | 95% | 2023-01-13 |
| 24863. | (samwa7sh800) | 63.64 | 96% | 2022-01-08 |
| 24864. | (donnien7) | 63.64 | 92% | 2011-05-10 |
| 24865. | YASSER (kiflialfahad) | 63.64 | 90% | 2015-02-21 |
| 24866. | (mollymooch) | 63.64 | 93% | 2012-08-24 |
| 24867. | (wec_student) | 63.64 | 92% | 2012-10-11 |
| 24868. | (mrconductor) | 63.64 | 97% | 2012-08-20 |
| 24869. | (jacksaff) | 63.64 | 96% | 2021-06-06 |
| 24870. | (katkinson) | 63.63 | 95% | 2018-09-07 |
| 24871. | (vigdal) | 63.63 | 90% | 2014-10-17 |
| 24872. | Alsonax (alsonax) | 63.63 | 96% | 2016-02-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |