The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17423. | Jay Ronald (jay_ronald33) | 76.08 | 89% | 2014-06-03 |
| 17424. | tres (traalala) | 76.08 | — | 2009-01-30 |
| 17425. | Brent (coloringfood) | 76.08 | 93% | 2014-07-11 |
| 17426. | Curycoo (curycoo) | 76.08 | 97% | 2012-09-30 |
| 17427. | Maki (lookitsmaki) | 76.08 | 94% | 2015-06-30 |
| 17428. | Forrest (mrclementines) | 76.07 | 96% | 2019-12-20 |
| 17429. | Shafer (shafur) | 76.07 | 96% | 2022-07-21 |
| 17430. | DeeDee (deedee09) | 76.07 | — | 2010-09-02 |
| 17431. | 정확도99이상 (corean) | 76.07 | — | 2011-02-04 |
| 17432. | Nishant (nishant) | 76.07 | — | 2008-09-15 |
| 17433. | paulo (ufvpaulo) | 76.07 | — | 2009-09-09 |
| 17434. | Mac (xmac) | 76.07 | 91% | 2014-03-14 |
| 17435. | 宇都宮 虎丸 (phibatbai) | 76.07 | 91% | 2012-12-23 |
| 17436. | salem (salem_coder) | 76.06 | 96% | 2023-02-16 |
| 17437. | philly (smudgy123) | 76.06 | 95% | 2020-07-09 |
| 17438. | Qwerty (qwertyazerty) | 76.06 | 98% | 2020-03-25 |
| 17439. | mayu (mayumilk) | 76.05 | 97% | 2020-10-01 |
| 17440. | Hannah (bahher) | 76.05 | 96% | 2020-11-24 |
| 17441. | Cinoss (cinoss) | 76.05 | 98% | 2020-11-08 |
| 17442. | Ilya (whyuhefftobmad) | 76.05 | 98% | 2014-04-28 |
| 17443. | Philipp (philipp77) | 76.05 | — | 2011-03-18 |
| 17444. | Jack (jacknc) | 76.05 | 90% | 2016-02-12 |
| 17445. | Rick (bambinooo) | 76.05 | 94% | 2011-12-14 |
| 17446. | Bekkhan (bkun) | 76.04 | 96% | 2021-10-18 |
| 17447. | Nathan (wheyprotein1) | 76.04 | 96% | 2018-06-04 |
| 17448. | Toda (mobilebreeze) | 76.04 | 96% | 2018-09-03 |
| 17449. | Guy (dvorakman) | 76.04 | — | 2009-12-25 |
| 17450. | natalie (nataliemia01) | 76.03 | 96% | 2022-12-07 |
| 17451. | Gerardo (18gtorres) | 76.03 | 96% | 2020-11-20 |
| 17452. | Fredi (fredov) | 76.03 | 97% | 2012-03-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |