And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19584. | Ankit (ankit_chauhan) | 79.85 | 96% | 2023-04-05 |
| 19585. | Hehe (hehenaicha) | 79.85 | 97% | 2021-02-28 |
| 19586. | Elmundo (fruff) | 79.85 | — | 2009-09-29 |
| 19587. | Joacim (eken) | 79.85 | 97% | 2011-10-08 |
| 19588. | Cthulhu (shoggoth) | 79.85 | 90% | 2016-03-14 |
| 19589. | Badbringer (badbringer) | 79.85 | 94% | 2016-01-05 |
| 19590. | Krittiphum (100508274) | 79.84 | 98.1% | 2021-02-23 |
| 19591. | Gilbert (azulsky085) | 79.84 | 95% | 2013-07-26 |
| 19592. | Vaibhav (kabir4991) | 79.84 | 98% | 2022-02-12 |
| 19593. | Dokdo is South Korea Proper... | 79.84 | 95% | 2021-05-15 |
| 19594. | chris (mymomisyourmom) | 79.84 | 97% | 2023-02-10 |
| 19595. | Nick (legnik) | 79.84 | 98% | 2022-11-26 |
| 19596. | Alwin (alwin1909) | 79.84 | 95% | 2021-03-10 |
| 19597. | Eli (incarnis1) | 79.84 | 97% | 2020-03-06 |
| 19598. | Andrew (andrewpc) | 79.84 | 90% | 2014-01-28 |
| 19599. | Andy (ibeandii) | 79.84 | 95% | 2013-06-17 |
| 19600. | Nicholas (shaclox) | 79.83 | 92% | 2016-05-26 |
| 19601. | Skulkan (skulkan) | 79.83 | 92% | 2014-08-21 |
| 19602. | Jack (jacknc) | 79.83 | 95% | 2016-02-11 |
| 19603. | Danny (lamchops) | 79.83 | — | 2009-02-13 |
| 19604. | Jonathan (tobeak1026) | 79.82 | 97% | 2022-07-16 |
| 19605. | Salman (kagami48) | 79.82 | 97% | 2023-06-09 |
| 19606. | Riley (nugget909) | 79.82 | 96% | 2021-03-03 |
| 19607. | r.mzl (muzzzle) | 79.82 | 96% | 2018-10-30 |
| 19608. | Greg (eggertstwart) | 79.82 | 93% | 2012-03-10 |
| 19609. | Christopher (sockersot) | 79.82 | 95% | 2013-02-14 |
| 19610. | Arend-Jan (ariefluit) | 79.82 | 92% | 2011-11-10 |
| 19611. | Benni (benyaphets) | 79.82 | 89% | 2016-04-30 |
| 19612. | Max Typo (akilles) | 79.82 | 96% | 2015-01-12 |
| 19613. | smichael (smichaelino) | 79.81 | 97.2% | 2023-10-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |