As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16216. | dohchuk (dohchuk) | 69.75 | 96% | 2018-05-23 |
| 16217. | William (wiigocadee) | 69.74 | 98% | 2021-07-14 |
| 16218. | Luca (lucanierz) | 69.74 | 98% | 2019-11-15 |
| 16219. | ninja (riddickbr) | 69.74 | 97% | 2020-09-07 |
| 16220. | John (luijulian4) | 69.73 | 86% | 2017-04-13 |
| 16221. | Flupper (puffyfluppy) | 69.72 | 92% | 2015-04-15 |
| 16222. | Audrey (audyteo) | 69.72 | 97% | 2023-06-28 |
| 16223. | Ariel (_ariel_) | 69.72 | 94% | 2016-03-04 |
| 16224. | Loser-typist (typist_1india) | 69.71 | 94% | 2015-06-13 |
| 16225. | Arnold (murkyweed) | 69.70 | 95% | 2021-05-16 |
| 16226. | tstats[levo2001] (levo2001) | 69.70 | 97% | 2022-01-02 |
| 16227. | Cindy (cwycindy) | 69.70 | 96.3% | 2023-09-28 |
| 16228. | Mica (micalisthenics) | 69.70 | 92% | 2016-10-05 |
| 16229. | dinislam (dinislamds) | 69.69 | 96.1% | 2023-09-13 |
| 16230. | Mohd Juned Indian (mjuned795) | 69.69 | 98% | 2018-10-21 |
| 16231. | ViktorT (vitr_88) | 69.69 | 98% | 2016-05-23 |
| 16232. | Hhhh (strawbirry) | 69.68 | 97% | 2021-02-28 |
| 16233. | jackn11 (jackn11) | 69.68 | 97.4% | 2021-02-22 |
| 16234. | Lucy (ldarwish) | 69.67 | 98% | 2021-11-25 |
| 16235. | Ankur (ankur94516) | 69.67 | 98.2% | 2023-09-29 |
| 16236. | Mamdouh (mamdouh_75) | 69.67 | 98% | 2022-07-18 |
| 16237. | Milosz (notonthesofa111) | 69.67 | 95% | 2021-03-07 |
| 16238. | TB (dzikriad) | 69.67 | 89% | 2015-10-15 |
| 16239. | mervee (mrvsaff) | 69.67 | 94% | 2016-05-02 |
| 16240. | TypeMaster (typelegend1337) | 69.67 | 94% | 2020-10-05 |
| 16241. | Elliot (girtholomew) | 69.66 | 99% | 2022-05-25 |
| 16242. | Froody (froody129) | 69.66 | 96% | 2018-04-04 |
| 16243. | Hannah (bahher) | 69.66 | 95% | 2021-04-28 |
| 16244. | Anirudh (flaes) | 69.66 | 96% | 2022-02-21 |
| 16245. | ... (ihavenoideawhattomakem... | 69.66 | 97% | 2020-10-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |