And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17269. | Matthew (imsuck) | 83.78 | 91% | 2013-08-04 |
| 17270. | haley (haleym) | 83.77 | — | 2009-11-19 |
| 17271. | Shawna (shawnanic856) | 83.77 | 96% | 2022-01-18 |
| 17272. | Joash Emmanuel (wawashie) | 83.77 | 95% | 2012-04-28 |
| 17273. | sunil (udpsunil) | 83.76 | — | 2011-02-15 |
| 17274. | Eva (diablo72927) | 83.76 | — | 2010-06-19 |
| 17275. | Mehrshad (mehr74) | 83.76 | 98% | 2022-01-23 |
| 17276. | AmazingKitchen (amazingkitc... | 83.76 | 97% | 2022-06-29 |
| 17277. | Neil (neil298) | 83.76 | 98% | 2022-04-09 |
| 17278. | Kenny (agileindex) | 83.76 | 98% | 2017-06-30 |
| 17279. | APO (apoplexy2001) | 83.75 | 97% | 2022-05-04 |
| 17280. | TSpin (all_type) | 83.75 | 98% | 2021-12-22 |
| 17281. | Grand Magus (aimtiaz20) | 83.75 | 98% | 2019-07-11 |
| 17282. | treespirit (treespirit) | 83.75 | 99% | 2021-06-12 |
| 17283. | Beksultan (bexultan) | 83.75 | 97% | 2020-01-30 |
| 17284. | Thomas (thomas70) | 83.75 | 99.3% | 2021-02-19 |
| 17285. | Bidou (bidou) | 83.74 | 97% | 2019-07-05 |
| 17286. | Trendal (trendal) | 83.74 | 97% | 2022-09-27 |
| 17287. | April (aprillindee) | 83.74 | — | 2010-09-17 |
| 17288. | Sandy (lapin) | 83.74 | 96% | 2012-04-10 |
| 17289. | Jack (jackho) | 83.74 | 98% | 2023-09-20 |
| 17290. | nhentai (dongpo_pork) | 83.74 | 95.9% | 2021-03-02 |
| 17291. | Buu Vinh (buuvinhpro) | 83.74 | 96% | 2012-03-25 |
| 17292. | noside (edzil1007) | 83.74 | 97% | 2015-01-06 |
| 17293. | Gideon (gwong97) | 83.74 | 93% | 2017-01-08 |
| 17294. | Lonie (loniewong) | 83.74 | 92% | 2017-05-11 |
| 17295. | Bob (rickybobby__) | 83.73 | 94% | 2013-10-22 |
| 17296. | Chase (chase___) | 83.73 | 94% | 2023-01-26 |
| 17297. | CrackedProgrammer (k_u_s_h_... | 83.73 | 96% | 2022-12-20 |
| 17298. | plok (plokerno) | 83.73 | 95% | 2023-01-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |