So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 29871. | Jusuf (nerdtyper) | 53.20 | 92% | 2016-10-01 |
| 29872. | Thang (diesel_industry) | 53.20 | 84% | 2012-07-30 |
| 29873. | Teo (teotheterminator) | 53.19 | 94% | 2022-03-16 |
| 29874. | songdocheese (songdocheese) | 53.19 | 99% | 2020-10-19 |
| 29875. | Maruf (marufuddin0) | 53.19 | 96% | 2016-02-08 |
| 29876. | Yuber (yugu) | 53.19 | 97% | 2022-07-16 |
| 29877. | Jim (jimsant) | 53.19 | 89% | 2016-06-07 |
| 29878. | Raymond (dherayven) | 53.19 | 89% | 2011-10-24 |
| 29879. | Jimmy (jimmy890302) | 53.18 | 96% | 2021-11-08 |
| 29880. | Charles (kyaw12) | 53.18 | 97% | 2020-12-16 |
| 29881. | Lea (leannasaurus) | 53.18 | 89% | 2013-05-09 |
| 29882. | grandsheber (justbagdat) | 53.17 | 94% | 2021-10-25 |
| 29883. | Behzad (bbaghery) | 53.17 | 93% | 2016-03-28 |
| 29884. | futoshi (futoshi) | 53.17 | 97% | 2015-03-23 |
| 29885. | Farhad (faruka) | 53.17 | 92% | 2013-11-14 |
| 29886. | Lisa (buddy123) | 53.17 | — | 2010-11-21 |
| 29887. | emil (the_princize) | 53.16 | 96% | 2023-07-11 |
| 29888. | Siperuis (jackfns) | 53.16 | 92% | 2012-10-18 |
| 29889. | Shirui (ozdxx1012) | 53.16 | 98% | 2018-11-19 |
| 29890. | anilwits (anilwits) | 53.16 | 97% | 2015-02-01 |
| 29891. | 정 (andrewjeong) | 53.16 | 83% | 2015-06-23 |
| 29892. | IWannaYeetYou (thisnameisal... | 53.15 | 96% | 2023-05-10 |
| 29893. | Ali (cloudy_coyote) | 53.15 | 96% | 2021-01-06 |
| 29894. | nitesh (nitesh229) | 53.15 | 98% | 2017-04-16 |
| 29895. | pang (pangjingen) | 53.15 | 95% | 2018-08-03 |
| 29896. | tswern (tswern) | 53.14 | 95% | 2022-11-29 |
| 29897. | Robert (robert1339) | 53.14 | 94% | 2013-08-10 |
| 29898. | Rob (ebqs) | 53.14 | 95.9% | 2023-08-24 |
| 29899. | G_low (g_low) | 53.14 | 92% | 2022-06-30 |
| 29900. | haquaman_workman (haquaman_... | 53.14 | 98% | 2021-05-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |