I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1175. | potlid43 (potlid43) | 101.27 | 97.6% | 2024-06-18 |
| 1176. | Replicant (replicant09) | 101.25 | 96% | 2024-10-17 |
| 1177. | dingus (dinguskhan62) | 101.24 | 98% | 2024-02-08 |
| 1178. | Nat (nat221b) | 101.23 | 96.9% | 2024-09-25 |
| 1179. | (sputype) | 101.21 | 98.2% | 2024-11-21 |
| 1180. | Chung (chunga2) | 101.20 | 96% | 2024-02-09 |
| 1181. | Max (local_maximum) | 101.19 | 97% | 2025-09-27 |
| 1182. | lando (multilagio) | 101.19 | 96.7% | 2023-10-05 |
| 1183. | Chase (2upr1s3) | 101.19 | 98.2% | 2025-02-06 |
| 1184. | starsick (ardentauthoress) | 101.18 | 97.5% | 2024-03-27 |
| 1185. | Mop (viewtifuljoe111) | 101.17 | 97.7% | 2023-11-19 |
| 1186. | Shonade (mr_overclocked) | 101.16 | 97% | 2023-08-26 |
| 1187. | findingnyo (nyo03) | 101.05 | 98.2% | 2024-04-14 |
| 1188. | Kanti (gunjique) | 101.03 | 96% | 2025-11-13 |
| 1189. | Christian (chrixsi) | 101.03 | 97.8% | 2024-06-01 |
| 1190. | lektric (lektric) | 100.95 | 96% | 2024-04-17 |
| 1191. | Jackey (jackeyguy) | 100.93 | 97% | 2024-02-15 |
| 1192. | Penggembala Babi (pengembal... | 100.91 | 98% | 2025-08-31 |
| 1193. | dan (fro44) | 100.90 | 97.2% | 2024-12-21 |
| 1194. | Ed (unknownalias) | 100.89 | 97% | 2025-06-06 |
| 1195. | it me (aubbergine) | 100.89 | 97.5% | 2023-05-17 |
| 1196. | coby james (coby_james) | 100.88 | 98% | 2025-11-24 |
| 1197. | Snowy (it_was_lag) | 100.86 | 97.3% | 2025-01-05 |
| 1198. | Billy (oatmeal417) | 100.86 | 98% | 2025-11-10 |
| 1199. | moghz (mogh) | 100.80 | 98% | 2025-10-20 |
| 1200. | heroes with two horns on he... | 100.79 | 98.3% | 2023-12-27 |
| 1201. | Matthew (twixinator) | 100.76 | 97.7% | 2024-07-08 |
| 1202. | erm (ermmmm) | 100.75 | 96% | 2025-06-17 |
| 1203. | dado (top1postoofficial) | 100.69 | 99.1% | 2024-01-02 |
| 1204. | Jessant (jessant) | 100.69 | 96.2% | 2024-08-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |