I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6698. | Joe (jhodgejdh) | 96.05 | 96% | 2023-04-26 |
| 6699. | Alex (alexinfinity) | 96.05 | 97.4% | 2024-11-23 |
| 6700. | Peter (peternotpiper) | 96.05 | 99% | 2019-08-10 |
| 6701. | Avery (ketrikal) | 96.04 | 99% | 2026-01-11 |
| 6702. | Frosty (icepup98) | 96.04 | 98% | 2021-08-10 |
| 6703. | midnight (aw01) | 96.04 | 99% | 2021-12-07 |
| 6704. | jawad (jiqlsh) | 96.02 | 97% | 2025-12-13 |
| 6705. | GTC4Lusso (gtc4lusso) | 96.02 | 98% | 2025-07-27 |
| 6706. | Jayden (jaydensar) | 96.02 | 93% | 2021-10-03 |
| 6707. | Mid (nokeyboardsmash) | 96.01 | 98% | 2023-01-24 |
| 6708. | Guest (whoyoung99) | 96.01 | 98% | 2022-09-23 |
| 6709. | SSZZ (sszz007) | 96.00 | 97% | 2023-02-08 |
| 6710. | A (ab_w) | 96.00 | 95.8% | 2024-04-15 |
| 6711. | Ronagen (ronagend) | 96.00 | 99% | 2018-06-07 |
| 6712. | Hung (hung0702) | 96.00 | 98% | 2019-02-17 |
| 6713. | Type (graphet) | 96.00 | 96.4% | 2021-02-03 |
| 6714. | floof (flooffy) | 95.99 | 98% | 2023-09-15 |
| 6715. | jack (jackerdd) | 95.99 | 99% | 2021-11-16 |
| 6716. | kg (gylekilles) | 95.99 | 99% | 2019-05-22 |
| 6717. | Tikku (undefined_particle) | 95.99 | 97% | 2017-01-29 |
| 6718. | Gaboo (gaboopoopoo) | 95.98 | 97% | 2019-09-30 |
| 6719. | Atticus (plutakis) | 95.98 | 96% | 2019-06-17 |
| 6720. | Brandon (sontar) | 95.97 | 98% | 2025-04-05 |
| 6721. | 1babymarcus1 (1babymarcus1) | 95.96 | 96% | 2025-12-22 |
| 6722. | Bailey (bbrusca98) | 95.96 | 97% | 2022-09-06 |
| 6723. | m (hotdogggg) | 95.96 | 97% | 2021-06-25 |
| 6724. | SirAlig (siralig) | 95.96 | 99% | 2022-12-08 |
| 6725. | Tom (mikeoxverylong) | 95.95 | 97% | 2021-02-26 |
| 6726. | Nathan (palefire) | 95.95 | 98% | 2024-12-27 |
| 6727. | Ian Lam (ljy200523) | 95.94 | 96% | 2025-10-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |