So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9447. | Dino (dinook) | 86.74 | 98% | 2022-03-14 |
| 9448. | mike (mima) | 86.74 | — | 2008-10-26 |
| 9449. | Kalihi (kalihi) | 86.74 | 97% | 2017-07-08 |
| 9450. | Mr. (mrasp) | 86.73 | 95.7% | 2023-09-28 |
| 9451. | Mukundan (mukundan314) | 86.73 | 97% | 2023-02-17 |
| 9452. | Ethan (humm1ngbird) | 86.73 | 95% | 2020-12-28 |
| 9453. | Mato (matoxz) | 86.72 | 97% | 2021-10-18 |
| 9454. | Minh (bietdoikiem) | 86.72 | 97% | 2022-02-27 |
| 9455. | richa (richa69) | 86.72 | 98% | 2023-01-17 |
| 9456. | ❗ youtu.be/T2FPRc5jKbw (c... | 86.72 | 95.1% | 2021-02-08 |
| 9457. | Juan (mecagoentodo) | 86.72 | 98% | 2022-01-09 |
| 9458. | Markus (demonikuski) | 86.72 | 97% | 2016-01-27 |
| 9459. | Storm (stormcenter) | 86.72 | 97% | 2013-10-20 |
| 9460. | Arun (arunsarma97) | 86.71 | 97% | 2020-05-23 |
| 9461. | William (implosive_) | 86.71 | 98% | 2018-08-12 |
| 9462. | Silent G (leemechanics) | 86.71 | 94% | 2014-07-15 |
| 9463. | mattmo (mattmothemoth) | 86.70 | 98% | 2023-06-12 |
| 9464. | Katie (hastingsk86) | 86.70 | 99% | 2019-11-19 |
| 9465. | timothy (tvanderzee) | 86.70 | 94% | 2015-08-23 |
| 9466. | JackDorito (jackdorit0) | 86.70 | 98% | 2021-02-22 |
| 9467. | Grace (gracesaysrawr) | 86.70 | — | 2010-04-24 |
| 9468. | Work (thenoblesunfish) | 86.70 | 91% | 2016-09-06 |
| 9469. | William (asdfjklcolon) | 86.69 | 97% | 2016-01-11 |
| 9470. | 😳 (expertgeneralist) | 86.69 | 98% | 2021-11-22 |
| 9471. | Paddi (adriott) | 86.69 | 96.3% | 2023-10-05 |
| 9472. | Ben (rockdtben) | 86.69 | 98% | 2015-07-31 |
| 9473. | 宇都宮 虎丸 (phibatbai) | 86.69 | 97% | 2013-04-10 |
| 9474. | mtp (emtepe) | 86.69 | — | 2010-10-11 |
| 9475. | lunamal (lunamal) | 86.68 | 96.1% | 2023-06-13 |
| 9476. | Jon (clockwork) | 86.68 | — | 2008-09-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |