The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17990. | Dweekie (dweekie) | 75.30 | — | 2009-07-28 |
| 17991. | Adarsh (adayag) | 75.30 | — | 2010-02-15 |
| 17992. | Tómas Ingi (tomasingi) | 75.29 | 97% | 2022-02-05 |
| 17993. | gst800 (gst800) | 75.29 | 95% | 2014-09-25 |
| 17994. | Qontlo (owenlie) | 75.29 | 98% | 2020-01-08 |
| 17995. | Tri (neverwalk) | 75.29 | 95% | 2012-12-04 |
| 17996. | BoomEagle (levid) | 75.29 | 92% | 2014-06-20 |
| 17997. | Sirtak (sirtak) | 75.29 | 95% | 2016-05-30 |
| 17998. | Het (hettyhoyles) | 75.29 | — | 2009-05-21 |
| 17999. | rahul (rahuldeora) | 75.29 | 97% | 2013-09-14 |
| 18000. | blek (proking) | 75.29 | 90% | 2012-07-26 |
| 18001. | Ryan (coccaineaddict) | 75.28 | 98% | 2022-12-18 |
| 18002. | adam (lhallant) | 75.28 | 98% | 2022-02-12 |
| 18003. | Direwolf (abdelmoezhj) | 75.28 | 97% | 2022-01-24 |
| 18004. | sin (dalysin) | 75.28 | 97% | 2023-06-03 |
| 18005. | Gabor (bgabor) | 75.28 | 95% | 2021-03-24 |
| 18006. | Agnar (agnar) | 75.27 | 97% | 2021-11-21 |
| 18007. | Pizdonja (sule57) | 75.27 | 97% | 2021-07-06 |
| 18008. | Richard (richard_lee) | 75.27 | 95% | 2020-10-15 |
| 18009. | Devlows (devlowork) | 75.27 | 97% | 2022-01-22 |
| 18010. | Eternal (eternal_clock) | 75.27 | 97% | 2020-07-20 |
| 18011. | :þ (evannnx3) | 75.27 | 94% | 2015-02-23 |
| 18012. | Jack (jackav) | 75.27 | 94% | 2016-11-04 |
| 18013. | Justin (colbaman) | 75.27 | 95% | 2013-12-22 |
| 18014. | Erik (eriklvalentin) | 75.26 | 96% | 2018-12-02 |
| 18015. | Kianoosh (kia_wp) | 75.26 | 96% | 2021-11-19 |
| 18016. | Epicmania (_epicmania) | 75.26 | 95.9% | 2021-02-06 |
| 18017. | Katherine (doylesgirl73) | 75.26 | 96% | 2020-12-31 |
| 18018. | Argon (argon273) | 75.26 | 97% | 2018-09-27 |
| 18019. | Marcin (marzelin) | 75.26 | 99% | 2018-04-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |