I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12642. | Collin (ginganinjaqqq) | 79.78 | 99% | 2018-02-02 |
| 12643. | LULU (luluthecow) | 79.77 | 95% | 2018-09-27 |
| 12644. | Gidean (gidean) | 79.77 | 96% | 2025-12-27 |
| 12645. | yuujin (frsteiner) | 79.77 | 97% | 2022-07-13 |
| 12646. | fakaped (fakaped) | 79.77 | 98% | 2022-01-03 |
| 12647. | Victor (bigetou) | 79.77 | 96% | 2020-11-19 |
| 12648. | Nathan (nchiem25) | 79.76 | 99% | 2020-04-26 |
| 12649. | Henry (rakyuur) | 79.76 | 95% | 2019-01-31 |
| 12650. | Garrett (grgarrett) | 79.76 | 95% | 2021-03-11 |
| 12651. | Tonchi (tonch1) | 79.76 | 97% | 2021-09-10 |
| 12652. | kc (kcyz) | 79.75 | 96% | 2024-09-09 |
| 12653. | Tom (javor) | 79.75 | 98.3% | 2025-01-02 |
| 12654. | Chaos (chaoszed) | 79.75 | 96% | 2021-11-02 |
| 12655. | Megan (danicali) | 79.75 | 98% | 2022-04-17 |
| 12656. | John (dukescolej) | 79.74 | 95% | 2017-05-19 |
| 12657. | ☞sondv (sondv) | 79.74 | 97% | 2018-12-12 |
| 12658. | torque (tipsytornado) | 79.73 | 95.3% | 2021-02-18 |
| 12659. | Jack (jackattack45) | 79.73 | 98% | 2018-01-02 |
| 12660. | HoangH7 (h7starlight) | 79.73 | 99% | 2019-12-11 |
| 12661. | Epic (epicracer10) | 79.72 | 97% | 2023-03-09 |
| 12662. | Ritesh (ritesh1) | 79.72 | 96% | 2025-02-16 |
| 12663. | Grant (bizzynizzy) | 79.71 | 96% | 2022-10-11 |
| 12664. | Will (struv) | 79.71 | 97.7% | 2023-09-15 |
| 12665. | noob (shak2000) | 79.70 | 93% | 2021-08-01 |
| 12666. | Jack (jackav) | 79.70 | 94% | 2017-04-21 |
| 12667. | Mihir (plibither8) | 79.69 | 96% | 2022-05-27 |
| 12668. | South (southbeastgaming) | 79.69 | 97% | 2019-12-27 |
| 12669. | Remainderz (remainderz) | 79.69 | 97.8% | 2023-09-21 |
| 12670. | unmurderable (unmurderable) | 79.69 | 95.3% | 2024-02-22 |
| 12671. | momimomo (momimomo) | 79.69 | 98% | 2020-02-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |