The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17037. | Jacob (jacobroumanos) | 76.80 | 98% | 2018-10-02 |
| 17038. | Ben (flashspark) | 76.80 | 90% | 2012-07-30 |
| 17039. | Moose (ksmoose) | 76.80 | 96% | 2021-06-28 |
| 17040. | K (azeth) | 76.80 | 94% | 2016-10-21 |
| 17041. | Ethan (an3223) | 76.80 | 98% | 2019-11-19 |
| 17042. | Bromgar (bromgar) | 76.79 | 96% | 2018-12-24 |
| 17043. | Cecil (hesitanthades) | 76.79 | 97% | 2019-05-11 |
| 17044. | F5 (phf5) | 76.78 | 97% | 2023-07-17 |
| 17045. | g (madchopper) | 76.78 | 95% | 2011-06-20 |
| 17046. | Angel (cagsantos) | 76.77 | 95% | 2015-06-11 |
| 17047. | Henry (rustylimbs) | 76.77 | 90% | 2015-12-16 |
| 17048. | Prajapati (jackparker) | 76.77 | 96% | 2014-12-08 |
| 17049. | Adarsh (geniusno1) | 76.77 | 92% | 2011-05-27 |
| 17050. | kim (kmblowe) | 76.77 | — | 2010-04-05 |
| 17051. | Scaramanga (scaramanga) | 76.76 | — | 2010-04-29 |
| 17052. | Myxa (47mike47) | 76.76 | 93% | 2013-04-14 |
| 17053. | Jared Hammersmith (ogkillbo) | 76.75 | 98% | 2023-08-03 |
| 17054. | Viv (viv212) | 76.75 | 97% | 2022-08-14 |
| 17055. | Jay (jaboots) | 76.75 | 96% | 2020-12-06 |
| 17056. | Andrew (magnetik) | 76.75 | 97% | 2017-09-27 |
| 17057. | C (pestilence101) | 76.75 | — | 2009-07-10 |
| 17058. | ac (dvorak_learner) | 76.75 | 97% | 2014-02-21 |
| 17059. | Josh (breezychain) | 76.75 | 93% | 2012-12-14 |
| 17060. | Carlzanity. (carlzanity_02) | 76.74 | 98% | 2022-10-26 |
| 17061. | declan (dekkiefish) | 76.74 | 96% | 2021-05-12 |
| 17062. | Javeen (javeen) | 76.74 | 96% | 2019-10-16 |
| 17063. | Brett (babyringtail) | 76.74 | 90% | 2013-02-20 |
| 17064. | Mhark (mharkmharkmhark) | 76.74 | 95% | 2021-12-13 |
| 17065. | Pasha (pavlo89) | 76.74 | 96% | 2021-02-01 |
| 17066. | Rohit (m5ar123) | 76.74 | 94% | 2018-11-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |