So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16681. | Christina (peanut0718) | 73.65 | 97% | 2019-04-26 |
| 16682. | emmers (emmers) | 73.65 | — | 2009-02-12 |
| 16683. | Jenny (jennyvo96) | 73.64 | 98% | 2015-03-29 |
| 16684. | Ashiq (hussain55555) | 73.64 | 96% | 2022-06-27 |
| 16685. | Shreyas (shreyaschavhan) | 73.64 | 98% | 2023-04-19 |
| 16686. | Kartik (bhatiakartik10) | 73.64 | 98% | 2021-05-14 |
| 16687. | sAnideos (sanideos) | 73.64 | 97% | 2021-01-03 |
| 16688. | Jaden (licky_lizard) | 73.64 | 97% | 2021-01-27 |
| 16689. | urushida (urushida7) | 73.64 | 94% | 2013-02-18 |
| 16690. | Viraj (viraj_upadhyay) | 73.64 | — | 2009-08-17 |
| 16691. | darlee (dgoma52) | 73.63 | 95% | 2021-08-16 |
| 16692. | Adrian (zephanin) | 73.63 | 95% | 2014-12-20 |
| 16693. | Eirik (eireksten) | 73.63 | 96% | 2016-01-15 |
| 16694. | Simon (siggyyo) | 73.63 | 94% | 2016-05-22 |
| 16695. | Corbett (ck14136) | 73.62 | 92% | 2013-05-19 |
| 16696. | jo (typo00) | 73.62 | 97% | 2020-01-25 |
| 16697. | Jacob (jaacobt) | 73.61 | 98% | 2023-01-16 |
| 16698. | Hung (duchungphp) | 73.61 | — | 2009-06-17 |
| 16699. | Javad (soorena776) | 73.61 | 99% | 2013-02-28 |
| 16700. | machew (maphew) | 73.60 | 96% | 2019-01-21 |
| 16701. | Saad (saadeldeen) | 73.60 | 97% | 2021-08-02 |
| 16702. | stanle2 (stanle2) | 73.60 | 96% | 2021-09-27 |
| 16703. | Adrian (adriank1991) | 73.60 | 97% | 2021-03-19 |
| 16704. | Bilal (bilalahmad6600) | 73.60 | 98% | 2013-01-22 |
| 16705. | Rooshi (rooshi) | 73.60 | 92% | 2013-05-13 |
| 16706. | ant (ajwinch) | 73.59 | 96% | 2022-05-06 |
| 16707. | Aaron (heckndarn) | 73.59 | 96% | 2022-03-30 |
| 16708. | Gigaman (gigaman) | 73.59 | 89% | 2012-12-06 |
| 16709. | Thomas (thomas70) | 73.59 | 99% | 2021-08-01 |
| 16710. | DJ (e36freak) | 73.59 | — | 2011-04-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |