I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3555. | Amaranath (amaranathfodcgisl) | 68.47 | 97.6% | 2024-01-21 |
| 3556. | Dagger (daggerbxii) | 68.38 | 94.5% | 2024-03-18 |
| 3557. | manish (typo_beginner19) | 68.32 | 95.4% | 2023-12-02 |
| 3558. | Uri (rxlj) | 68.27 | 96% | 2025-09-05 |
| 3559. | bullet (bulletspeed0) | 68.27 | 97% | 2025-06-13 |
| 3560. | TNT (tnt7) | 68.26 | 93.9% | 2024-07-22 |
| 3561. | maniongo (dlaj) | 68.24 | 96% | 2025-05-30 |
| 3562. | Kian V (tondoliver_27) | 68.16 | 93% | 2025-01-18 |
| 3563. | Macwell04 (mmarchal) | 68.14 | 96.3% | 2023-11-06 |
| 3564. | Penguin007 (penguin007) | 68.12 | 94.2% | 2025-01-23 |
| 3565. | 23 (jorgexdlol) | 68.02 | 95.7% | 2023-12-13 |
| 3566. | KachoriJalebi (kachori_jalebi) | 67.99 | 96% | 2025-12-13 |
| 3567. | Jan (janwalther) | 67.96 | 97% | 2023-04-28 |
| 3568. | Tina (wuster) | 67.95 | 95% | 2025-11-13 |
| 3569. | Manuel (manucasrs) | 67.84 | 96.4% | 2023-10-30 |
| 3570. | ego (egovangel) | 67.81 | 98.2% | 2024-03-07 |
| 3571. | Jonathan (j82ca) | 67.77 | 97.1% | 2024-03-07 |
| 3572. | Maffyou (monstermatts) | 67.76 | 95% | 2025-10-22 |
| 3573. | guy (zagu) | 67.72 | 96.3% | 2023-08-04 |
| 3574. | NotHmingbird (not_hmingbird) | 67.70 | 96% | 2025-12-30 |
| 3575. | Ahmad (auxinn) | 67.69 | 94% | 2023-05-13 |
| 3576. | I (blitzfinger_bob) | 67.68 | 96.6% | 2023-10-19 |
| 3577. | pads (pads111) | 67.66 | 97% | 2025-01-08 |
| 3578. | Sam (naeiur) | 67.63 | 96% | 2024-06-23 |
| 3579. | åaosudhaousbdsøouajnbdøo... | 67.61 | 98% | 2024-01-31 |
| 3580. | veenu (comp_typist) | 67.59 | 96.1% | 2024-03-16 |
| 3581. | nam (ngxnam) | 67.55 | 96.4% | 2024-01-02 |
| 3582. | Miguel (migueacastro) | 67.53 | 97% | 2024-03-28 |
| 3583. | Sant1 (nemoo134) | 67.38 | 96% | 2024-07-08 |
| 3584. | Alan (bl4n) | 67.17 | 95% | 2024-11-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |