The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7009. | Julian (gniddikon) | 96.08 | — | 2009-09-20 |
| 7010. | Kevin (lin6625) | 96.08 | 99% | 2018-10-04 |
| 7011. | shaan (khem92) | 96.08 | 98% | 2017-01-11 |
| 7012. | Mathias (msivert) | 96.07 | 98% | 2016-05-03 |
| 7013. | Lemvig (lemvig42) | 96.07 | 98% | 2019-02-20 |
| 7014. | ^-^ (monte123) | 96.06 | 97% | 2017-11-06 |
| 7015. | gabe (gabeeeeee) | 96.06 | 96% | 2022-05-25 |
| 7016. | SH (volcanolam) | 96.06 | 99% | 2021-01-28 |
| 7017. | Brisen (shadowsrm) | 96.06 | 90% | 2013-10-18 |
| 7018. | Jarred (mbsupermario) | 96.06 | — | 2010-08-24 |
| 7019. | Shane West (fyy0r) | 96.06 | 92% | 2011-07-01 |
| 7020. | hi lol (overdosednq) | 96.05 | 96% | 2021-05-05 |
| 7021. | Colin (colincall23) | 96.05 | 96% | 2021-01-23 |
| 7022. | Verity (verity_2) | 96.05 | — | 2011-03-14 |
| 7023. | Z (vayenp) | 96.05 | 89% | 2016-01-21 |
| 7024. | Arthur (arthurmog) | 96.05 | — | 2010-09-14 |
| 7025. | Saila (peachesnplum) | 96.04 | 96% | 2011-07-09 |
| 7026. | j (j33z) | 96.04 | 96.7% | 2023-10-27 |
| 7027. | Can (cazzed) | 96.04 | 97% | 2022-01-11 |
| 7028. | 5 (5head123) | 96.04 | 97% | 2021-01-21 |
| 7029. | Ganobrator (ganobrator) | 96.03 | 96% | 2016-04-26 |
| 7030. | Stewart Stewart (stewsquared) | 96.03 | 96% | 2013-08-16 |
| 7031. | aaa (jackedgar) | 96.03 | 98% | 2014-11-30 |
| 7032. | poke (ekop1) | 96.03 | 94% | 2015-07-16 |
| 7033. | Namekuji (saltslug) | 96.02 | — | 2011-04-13 |
| 7034. | MegaHero (megahero) | 96.00 | 98% | 2020-03-30 |
| 7035. | moonlight shadow (johnxie) | 96.00 | 94% | 2016-03-23 |
| 7036. | stupefaction (stupefaction) | 96.00 | — | 2009-05-18 |
| 7037. | Daniel (belakor) | 95.99 | 98% | 2013-01-24 |
| 7038. | Brian (beitel) | 95.99 | 98% | 2018-02-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |