Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3933. | Ezequiel (ezk84) | 58.84 | 97% | 2019-10-07 |
| 3934. | (50shadeofspeed) | 58.84 | 97% | 2019-07-24 |
| 3935. | Syed (syed19805) | 58.83 | 97% | 2019-10-21 |
| 3936. | Chad (sobb__) | 58.78 | 97% | 2018-09-10 |
| 3937. | Alex (mrrmonkey) | 58.77 | 93% | 2018-09-07 |
| 3938. | Swaraj (swarajpande4) | 58.76 | 96% | 2019-11-24 |
| 3939. | Elke (elkekem) | 58.76 | 99% | 2018-12-12 |
| 3940. | Reaper (souldragon22) | 58.75 | 96% | 2021-08-02 |
| 3941. | Ben (mr_starr) | 58.75 | 94% | 2021-08-16 |
| 3942. | Yegor (livingrim) | 58.75 | 97% | 2018-05-15 |
| 3943. | bbl_drizzy (marcofia) | 58.73 | 94% | 2021-07-31 |
| 3944. | Gede (threadripper) | 58.73 | 97% | 2018-03-25 |
| 3945. | Zoe (zoerty) | 58.66 | 97% | 2018-03-04 |
| 3946. | Piotr (piotr_121) | 58.66 | 98% | 2019-10-16 |
| 3947. | Alexander (valentiay) | 58.66 | 95% | 2017-11-17 |
| 3948. | Get (get_out) | 58.65 | 95% | 2017-12-24 |
| 3949. | Marek (wecros) | 58.64 | 95% | 2017-10-08 |
| 3950. | Jerry (j27smith) | 58.64 | 95% | 2019-03-26 |
| 3951. | Neil (niko_4506) | 58.63 | 97% | 2019-12-10 |
| 3952. | Andy (andy2639le) | 58.62 | 95% | 2017-11-04 |
| 3953. | Kevin (kevchinois) | 58.61 | 96% | 2018-04-12 |
| 3954. | Gordon (99m9) | 58.61 | 96% | 2017-10-09 |
| 3955. | john (johanwo) | 58.60 | 96% | 2018-01-25 |
| 3956. | Mateusz (savket) | 58.59 | 94% | 2018-05-01 |
| 3957. | Klajoonas (klajoonas) | 58.58 | 99% | 2019-11-05 |
| 3958. | Soul (wrecked_911) | 58.58 | 97% | 2021-08-09 |
| 3959. | Huang (nvnqsr) | 58.54 | 96% | 2018-01-09 |
| 3960. | LALIT (lalitsam) | 58.54 | 96% | 2020-01-28 |
| 3961. | shahrukh (shahrukh77) | 58.53 | 97% | 2021-08-19 |
| 3962. | Anish (chekaruru) | 58.53 | 96% | 2018-01-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |