Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23800. | Blake (hanlentt) | 62.88 | 95% | 2021-11-10 |
| 23801. | Agamemnon (agamemnon_) | 62.88 | 96% | 2023-04-16 |
| 23802. | Hunter (triplexx66) | 62.88 | 96% | 2017-09-18 |
| 23803. | Lia (liadali_79) | 62.88 | 98% | 2022-12-20 |
| 23804. | Hail (voolcan) | 62.87 | 95% | 2015-03-25 |
| 23805. | Tricia (speeder2u) | 62.87 | 94% | 2014-02-11 |
| 23806. | Ethan (ethanz6174) | 62.87 | — | 2010-02-16 |
| 23807. | Federick (sutono) | 62.87 | 100% | 2013-12-26 |
| 23808. | tas (tahz) | 62.86 | 98% | 2016-08-11 |
| 23809. | Perry (winterzero) | 62.86 | 97% | 2014-06-10 |
| 23810. | stephanie (steph17) | 62.86 | — | 2009-11-17 |
| 23811. | Đạo (dokhoadao) | 62.86 | 94% | 2011-07-14 |
| 23812. | Mårten (glork) | 62.86 | 96% | 2013-04-29 |
| 23813. | sohta (sohta) | 62.86 | 98% | 2020-09-22 |
| 23814. | Matthew (msloehr) | 62.86 | 97% | 2020-07-31 |
| 23815. | Aditya (someone_me) | 62.86 | 96% | 2023-07-16 |
| 23816. | Baguette (baguette) | 62.85 | 93% | 2012-10-24 |
| 23817. | HanLuu (hanluunguyen) | 62.85 | 97% | 2012-04-06 |
| 23818. | Nguyen (nguyenkj) | 62.85 | 98% | 2011-08-18 |
| 23819. | Johan (kyjo) | 62.85 | 95% | 2018-04-04 |
| 23820. | Shine (shinekukkar) | 62.85 | 92% | 2016-06-02 |
| 23821. | Kevin (kevinjs) | 62.85 | 87% | 2012-08-06 |
| 23822. | super (xunp98) | 62.85 | 92% | 2014-03-09 |
| 23823. | Bries (pepotosuy) | 62.85 | 98% | 2021-02-25 |
| 23824. | Its Me (infinityyt) | 62.85 | 96% | 2020-02-12 |
| 23825. | not (j097) | 62.85 | 95% | 2021-04-14 |
| 23826. | Sraban (mandy_014) | 62.85 | 95% | 2022-11-23 |
| 23827. | Jags (jags_0101) | 62.84 | 95% | 2016-04-30 |
| 23828. | Darrell (meatcitypushers) | 62.84 | — | 2010-03-16 |
| 23829. | Robert (trebordv) | 62.84 | 95% | 2020-06-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |