So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17953. | enminnrawr (zxcvbnm2001) | 71.59 | 97% | 2022-06-05 |
| 17954. | Korea boys (robot3511) | 71.59 | 90% | 2015-06-04 |
| 17955. | Mern (wolfe) | 71.59 | — | 2008-11-06 |
| 17956. | Siuo (siuo) | 71.59 | 90% | 2016-03-08 |
| 17957. | MaEn (maen) | 71.59 | 93% | 2012-01-14 |
| 17958. | Michael (mikekw296) | 71.58 | 90% | 2016-02-22 |
| 17959. | Rqkko (rqkko) | 71.58 | 95% | 2022-01-04 |
| 17960. | Blotblot (blotblot) | 71.58 | 97% | 2021-01-04 |
| 17961. | Milos (emptysd) | 71.58 | 99% | 2017-07-17 |
| 17962. | Rascell (soul94) | 71.58 | 95% | 2016-04-26 |
| 17963. | Deceive (deceive) | 71.58 | — | 2009-04-10 |
| 17964. | Burrito (burritolord) | 71.57 | 95% | 2015-01-12 |
| 17965. | Jus (nicememe12) | 71.56 | 94.8% | 2021-01-29 |
| 17966. | qingliang (leoren) | 71.56 | — | 2009-01-14 |
| 17967. | Carla (carlatgenardy) | 71.56 | 95% | 2021-01-27 |
| 17968. | Danique (dutchgirll) | 71.56 | — | 2009-07-21 |
| 17969. | Ahnaf (stallion1145) | 71.55 | 98% | 2021-12-19 |
| 17970. | Toddy (toddies) | 71.55 | 97% | 2021-03-12 |
| 17971. | Mike (370hss4) | 71.55 | 95% | 2019-11-06 |
| 17972. | Khoa (iznogoud) | 71.55 | 96% | 2012-02-23 |
| 17973. | Alireza (sakura1987) | 71.55 | 97% | 2014-08-17 |
| 17974. | Sage (sagechaozu) | 71.54 | 92% | 2016-11-19 |
| 17975. | KA (keshavgrwl96) | 71.54 | 98% | 2020-07-27 |
| 17976. | hyhu (hyhy233) | 71.54 | 95% | 2020-06-14 |
| 17977. | lawrence (ghost7) | 71.54 | — | 2011-03-29 |
| 17978. | Igor (guinplene) | 71.54 | 99% | 2013-04-01 |
| 17979. | Shroudy (senthasiddu) | 71.54 | 97% | 2017-08-07 |
| 17980. | Kevin (kevinjs) | 71.54 | 94% | 2012-07-18 |
| 17981. | Rushy (rushyrl) | 71.53 | 97% | 2018-08-23 |
| 17982. | ゆうこうじ (wolve_) | 71.53 | 97% | 2022-04-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |