And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16914. | hari (h4ri_01@yahoo.com) | 84.51 | 97% | 2011-10-26 |
| 16915. | Elgin™ (elginz) | 84.51 | 94% | 2013-10-07 |
| 16916. | Terone (tyrano71) | 84.50 | 98% | 2021-01-13 |
| 16917. | azangeho (coreiscool) | 84.50 | 96% | 2019-05-21 |
| 16918. | rem (meaner4874) | 84.49 | 98% | 2023-08-29 |
| 16919. | Arsa (arsa2312) | 84.49 | 98% | 2021-08-24 |
| 16920. | minifarkan d:) (minifarkan) | 84.49 | 90% | 2016-11-07 |
| 16921. | Jesse (mrjesse) | 84.49 | 98% | 2014-01-07 |
| 16922. | Chase (ccummins) | 84.48 | 96% | 2020-01-25 |
| 16923. | Ian (ianfajardo) | 84.48 | 93% | 2011-12-28 |
| 16924. | Daylen (tauisthenewpi) | 84.48 | 93% | 2017-01-09 |
| 16925. | Mohammad (alamin_typist) | 84.48 | 98% | 2018-12-11 |
| 16926. | J FeelsGoodMan (afflict3d) | 84.48 | 94% | 2016-08-25 |
| 16927. | Adarsh (adarsh1001) | 84.47 | 97% | 2018-11-07 |
| 16928. | KuyateClanYT (kuyateclanyt) | 84.47 | 97% | 2020-06-11 |
| 16929. | Bukhtaver (bat7722) | 84.47 | 96% | 2015-06-04 |
| 16930. | Jeff (jeformica) | 84.46 | 96% | 2022-08-23 |
| 16931. | Marcy (izliando) | 84.46 | 98.3% | 2023-07-23 |
| 16932. | Paka (_paka) | 84.46 | 97% | 2021-03-25 |
| 16933. | Jade (jadezade76) | 84.46 | 97% | 2020-03-09 |
| 16934. | lightning (lightning_knight) | 84.45 | 94% | 2023-03-09 |
| 16935. | Matt (mspeed) | 84.45 | 91% | 2012-04-26 |
| 16936. | Charles (cactuar) | 84.45 | — | 2009-06-15 |
| 16937. | Chad (balphagor) | 84.45 | 89% | 2015-10-14 |
| 16938. | D0N13L (gronsaft) | 84.45 | 93% | 2015-12-15 |
| 16939. | Griff (griffgriffgriff) | 84.45 | 96% | 2017-02-10 |
| 16940. | Rahul (rahulburrito) | 84.44 | 95% | 2021-11-25 |
| 16941. | Brandon (britishbubba) | 84.44 | 95% | 2016-01-10 |
| 16942. | lillian (fartgaret) | 84.44 | 97% | 2021-11-25 |
| 16943. | Zach (pipin31) | 84.44 | 96% | 2020-01-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |