I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
Active since April 3, 2015.
371 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16800. | Luke (lukecao) | 71.15 | 97% | 2019-06-12 |
| 16801. | DeeDee (deedee09) | 71.15 | 99% | 2016-06-20 |
| 16802. | Al (bootsofnoobility) | 71.14 | 96% | 2022-08-13 |
| 16803. | Jordan (jordan_speedy_hands) | 71.14 | 96% | 2022-08-10 |
| 16804. | Manjula (manjula121) | 71.14 | 97% | 2018-02-22 |
| 16805. | Long (phamlong0711) | 71.14 | 98% | 2023-02-24 |
| 16806. | Catherine (cl23409) | 71.14 | 89% | 2015-12-07 |
| 16807. | G (gepstra) | 71.14 | 97% | 2017-06-14 |
| 16808. | Kamol (danny_13) | 71.14 | 96% | 2023-09-18 |
| 16809. | Ryan (wolfhacker21) | 71.14 | 95% | 2021-10-06 |
| 16810. | Kuba (hackplack) | 71.14 | 97% | 2020-11-20 |
| 16811. | Ethan (wheathan) | 71.14 | 96% | 2017-08-31 |
| 16812. | hawkR5 (h123_321) | 71.14 | 99% | 2018-08-23 |
| 16813. | Maciej (thasobot) | 71.13 | 97% | 2020-01-09 |
| 16814. | Nick (shiningspark) | 71.13 | 98% | 2023-10-22 |
| 16815. | Noel (nowellrl) | 71.13 | 97% | 2021-03-10 |
| 16816. | Evan (lil_effer) | 71.12 | 97% | 2017-09-18 |
| 16817. | Kalcifer (izerpizer) | 71.12 | 97% | 2021-09-03 |
| 16818. | Coder (the_coder_bro) | 71.11 | 96% | 2022-02-03 |
| 16819. | abizzle (abizzle) | 71.11 | 96% | 2020-03-24 |
| 16820. | bonzo (bonzofonz) | 71.11 | 97.9% | 2021-02-04 |
| 16821. | marsistX (marsistx) | 71.11 | 98% | 2021-08-26 |
| 16822. | Liaglutide (liaglutide) | 71.10 | 96% | 2024-05-11 |
| 16823. | TheHollow (goofymunchkin23) | 71.10 | 98% | 2023-12-28 |
| 16824. | nigh_dvorak (nigh_dvorak) | 71.10 | 98% | 2023-03-03 |
| 16825. | Oliver (oliverrayn) | 71.10 | 96% | 2022-05-27 |
| 16826. | Ahmed (ahmekal) | 71.10 | 99% | 2021-08-10 |
| 16827. | fantom (fantom_x86) | 71.10 | 93% | 2017-01-05 |
| 16828. | Byunghyun (stringbottle) | 71.09 | 94% | 2022-01-10 |
| 16829. | checca (checca) | 71.09 | 96% | 2019-09-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |