I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14398. | Jaikun (icedgrave) | 75.33 | 96% | 2017-10-05 |
| 14399. | Hunter (hunter1109) | 75.33 | 98% | 2019-05-10 |
| 14400. | Bane (djex808) | 75.33 | 96% | 2017-07-12 |
| 14401. | Fat (fattyfatboi) | 75.32 | 95% | 2024-01-16 |
| 14402. | m (vrmzzz) | 75.32 | 98% | 2017-02-06 |
| 14403. | typeMonkey (type_monkey_fast) | 75.31 | 94.8% | 2025-03-10 |
| 14404. | Seb (vangeance) | 75.31 | 97% | 2021-03-11 |
| 14405. | Rusty (saddled) | 75.31 | 97% | 2021-02-26 |
| 14406. | (zesty11) | 75.30 | 95% | 2020-03-08 |
| 14407. | Jon (temperedmach1ne) | 75.29 | 99% | 2021-02-21 |
| 14408. | Gnetyx (gnetyx) | 75.29 | 95% | 2021-01-17 |
| 14409. | TYPE (type501) | 75.28 | 95.6% | 2024-12-07 |
| 14410. | Bunnypaw (bunny_paw) | 75.28 | 98% | 2020-11-02 |
| 14411. | L + (n1ckname152) | 75.28 | 95% | 2019-11-02 |
| 14412. | M (hamiljammer) | 75.28 | 95% | 2021-02-28 |
| 14413. | Paddy (paddyl) | 75.27 | 97% | 2021-06-11 |
| 14414. | BAM (big_ben6) | 75.26 | 97% | 2025-09-07 |
| 14415. | Jan (janwalther) | 75.26 | 97.2% | 2023-08-22 |
| 14416. | Ben (izeben) | 75.26 | 97% | 2020-09-24 |
| 14417. | khalil (credendo) | 75.25 | 96% | 2022-02-08 |
| 14418. | Fialar (fabjoern) | 75.25 | 97% | 2023-02-27 |
| 14419. | Naomi (naomiguapa) | 75.25 | 96% | 2024-12-31 |
| 14420. | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (nimthedib) | 75.25 | 95% | 2023-02-01 |
| 14421. | Hobo (hobo_rapper) | 75.25 | 98% | 2021-07-14 |
| 14422. | Eli (ejgarey) | 75.25 | 97% | 2018-08-08 |
| 14423. | Gordon (99m9) | 75.25 | 98% | 2018-05-20 |
| 14424. | Phong (phong_3) | 75.24 | 97% | 2021-12-01 |
| 14425. | Selscqa (selscqa) | 75.24 | 97% | 2023-06-05 |
| 14426. | Jermaine (mj_procuber) | 75.24 | 97% | 2020-11-10 |
| 14427. | DC (dcl238) | 75.24 | 96% | 2018-12-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |