The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11948. | karrar (saffa990) | 42.86 | 94% | 2021-05-15 |
| 11949. | Helen (lyra) | 42.86 | — | 2009-02-21 |
| 11950. | Champ (lust) | 42.86 | — | 2009-05-11 |
| 11951. | Praveen (achilles42) | 42.85 | 94% | 2018-04-11 |
| 11952. | Delia (delia3) | 42.85 | 95.4% | 2023-05-21 |
| 11953. | Zak (villzzz420) | 42.85 | 92% | 2021-11-20 |
| 11954. | jaemy (jaemywest) | 42.85 | 93% | 2021-03-09 |
| 11955. | OGCJN (ogcjn) | 42.85 | 96% | 2016-06-07 |
| 11956. | Dead (deadterrorist) | 42.85 | — | 2009-07-03 |
| 11957. | Artemy (gvsxk) | 42.84 | 98% | 2022-11-10 |
| 11958. | nardo (nardo1) | 42.84 | — | 2010-09-27 |
| 11959. | chang (feichang) | 42.84 | 96% | 2020-07-31 |
| 11960. | feby (peby) | 42.84 | — | 2008-12-19 |
| 11961. | Caitlyn (cali19462) | 42.83 | 92% | 2011-08-01 |
| 11962. | Gyanesha (spectre009) | 42.83 | 95% | 2019-09-16 |
| 11963. | cotorretes (siqui) | 42.83 | 95% | 2014-04-22 |
| 11964. | Izam (izam) | 42.82 | 92% | 2013-04-12 |
| 11965. | Vahan (nanumyan) | 42.82 | 89% | 2015-02-21 |
| 11966. | akshay (akshay123) | 42.82 | 91% | 2012-02-11 |
| 11967. | girija (girija) | 42.82 | 93% | 2013-05-28 |
| 11968. | FARHAN FAYYADH (farhan20001) | 42.81 | 97% | 2023-09-11 |
| 11969. | mike (mike_chan) | 42.81 | 92.3% | 2021-02-09 |
| 11970. | pelfra_colemak (pelfra_cole... | 42.81 | 93% | 2015-01-16 |
| 11971. | devon (numantyke) | 42.81 | 96% | 2016-05-07 |
| 11972. | john (jwebtp) | 42.81 | — | 2010-07-09 |
| 11973. | Ryusei (ryusei) | 42.80 | 94% | 2016-09-16 |
| 11974. | Paul (delux136) | 42.80 | 97% | 2018-09-25 |
| 11975. | Calvin (turtleku) | 42.80 | 87% | 2012-07-23 |
| 11976. | Jessica (jessy123) | 42.80 | 95% | 2011-05-18 |
| 11977. | Veronica (afdavis) | 42.80 | — | 2009-11-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |