As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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5259. | buruum (buruum) | 94.25 | 96% | 2022-11-28 |
5260. | Ryan (ryanhz) | 94.25 | 98% | 2022-09-30 |
5261. | Dylan (dmc71298) | 94.25 | 97.7% | 2021-02-20 |
5262. | Dim (bitabis) | 94.24 | 98% | 2017-05-04 |
5263. | Tesla Motors is Awesome! (i... | 94.24 | 84% | 2015-09-26 |
5264. | eltigro (el_tigro) | 94.24 | 92% | 2015-04-08 |
5265. | Zarag (zaragg) | 94.22 | 98% | 2021-01-09 |
5266. | Thunderz (thunderz2016) | 94.21 | 98% | 2023-06-19 |
5267. | Mauricio (maurizzzio) | 94.21 | 96% | 2015-04-09 |
5268. | Wild (wildwisp) | 94.20 | 97% | 2020-11-12 |
5269. | Smokey (smokeytheoni) | 94.20 | 98% | 2022-09-01 |
5270. | Animal (animalracional) | 94.20 | 97% | 2021-01-07 |
5271. | Liz (liz2808) | 94.20 | 92% | 2015-11-29 |
5272. | Sky (lanprodn41) | 94.19 | 96% | 2023-07-02 |
5273. | AB (abhishekrajin) | 94.19 | 98% | 2021-07-12 |
5274. | Bill (wyxoor) | 94.18 | 94% | 2016-02-09 |
5275. | rai_10101 (rai_10101) | 94.17 | 97% | 2023-04-15 |
5276. | (xtiandiaz) | 94.17 | 99% | 2023-02-01 |
5277. | Liam (backflip9) | 94.17 | 90% | 2016-12-09 |
5278. | angie :) (angwie) | 94.17 | 98% | 2023-03-07 |
5279. | winterml3on (winterm3lon) | 94.17 | 98% | 2021-01-07 |
5280. | milkcha (ixxviii) | 94.17 | 98% | 2020-09-26 |
5281. | Grace (_graceli) | 94.17 | 98% | 2020-04-11 |
5282. | Maximus (sprachzarathustra) | 94.17 | 98% | 2020-06-12 |
5283. | Austin (galactiac) | 94.17 | 99% | 2016-01-17 |
5284. | Gavin (themusicman1104) | 94.16 | 96% | 2024-02-07 |
5285. | Theodore (theo52) | 94.16 | 99% | 2023-07-19 |
5286. | David (xifu) | 94.16 | 97% | 2020-12-31 |
5287. | Kyle (ksil) | 94.16 | 93% | 2015-11-27 |
5288. | Kat (kitkatackley) | 94.16 | 96% | 2016-02-19 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |