So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14097. | Mhark (mharkmharkmhark) | 77.97 | 96% | 2021-02-25 |
| 14098. | Nik (brila_edge) | 77.97 | 96.1% | 2021-02-24 |
| 14099. | Jonathan (fallsforautumn) | 77.97 | — | 2010-03-29 |
| 14100. | wayne (nonlimit) | 77.97 | — | 2010-12-09 |
| 14101. | Wave (wave) | 77.97 | — | 2009-08-02 |
| 14102. | David (kahnmd35) | 77.97 | 100% | 2018-08-16 |
| 14103. | Elcid (elcidvirgel) | 77.96 | 96% | 2022-12-01 |
| 14104. | YOURMUM (___yourdad___) | 77.96 | 98% | 2022-10-07 |
| 14105. | auoaeu (aoeuhe) | 77.96 | 98% | 2021-11-22 |
| 14106. | christo (christo_) | 77.96 | 97% | 2022-11-20 |
| 14107. | uko (darjaw) | 77.96 | 96% | 2021-06-12 |
| 14108. | Phinix (soaringphinix) | 77.96 | 98.3% | 2021-02-14 |
| 14109. | J (jduncanlee) | 77.96 | 95% | 2020-01-30 |
| 14110. | Stefan (stefanbm) | 77.96 | 99% | 2021-09-12 |
| 14111. | Kreator (thekreator42) | 77.96 | 93% | 2013-02-09 |
| 14112. | pico (picowei) | 77.96 | — | 2009-06-21 |
| 14113. | RyanC (crosstcob) | 77.95 | 98% | 2014-06-13 |
| 14114. | amy (rose51203) | 77.95 | 95% | 2020-06-09 |
| 14115. | ixsam (ixsam) | 77.95 | — | 2010-05-16 |
| 14116. | Patrick (agek) | 77.95 | 90% | 2013-12-29 |
| 14117. | JtG (jaylegee) | 77.94 | 95% | 2021-04-05 |
| 14118. | Tyler (worthymaster) | 77.94 | — | 2011-03-06 |
| 14119. | M@RKUS (makuslis) | 77.94 | 95% | 2013-05-31 |
| 14120. | patzer (tip3) | 77.93 | 97% | 2018-09-16 |
| 14121. | Kevin (mezak73) | 77.93 | 99% | 2014-07-31 |
| 14122. | davidpasion (davidpasion) | 77.93 | 97% | 2021-05-25 |
| 14123. | Sugeeth (sugeeth14) | 77.93 | 99% | 2021-06-12 |
| 14124. | Jay (anond) | 77.93 | — | 2009-11-22 |
| 14125. | Settthawut (iaunracer) | 77.93 | 94% | 2015-02-08 |
| 14126. | A (anish_jc) | 77.93 | 91% | 2014-06-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |