And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12562. | Annonymous (shahzad458) | 92.43 | 96% | 2015-03-06 |
| 12563. | Ashvin (ashvinsharma) | 92.43 | 94% | 2015-03-03 |
| 12564. | Blender (taktisy) | 92.43 | 95% | 2015-09-22 |
| 12565. | Irakli (iraklius) | 92.43 | 97% | 2016-02-19 |
| 12566. | Jorge (jquiroz728) | 92.42 | 98% | 2022-10-19 |
| 12567. | Robert (robertdchiodo) | 92.42 | 98% | 2021-05-24 |
| 12568. | big (bigfudge14) | 92.42 | 97.7% | 2021-02-16 |
| 12569. | James (gotta) | 92.42 | — | 2010-11-26 |
| 12570. | shervin (frenzyfast) | 92.42 | — | 2008-11-26 |
| 12571. | Rick (1rick) | 92.42 | 98% | 2011-07-27 |
| 12572. | Bloodshed (erik_bloodshed) | 92.42 | 98% | 2013-10-06 |
| 12573. | J (jiffan) | 92.41 | 99% | 2022-07-24 |
| 12574. | justavg (justavg) | 92.41 | 98% | 2020-10-04 |
| 12575. | Neovas (neovas) | 92.41 | 96% | 2013-10-01 |
| 12576. | Phuriphat (nnez) | 92.41 | 92% | 2011-05-15 |
| 12577. | Can (canibanoglu) | 92.41 | 97% | 2014-01-20 |
| 12578. | Albert (certikbertik) | 92.40 | 97% | 2022-02-13 |
| 12579. | tstats[rrooyy] (rrooyy) | 92.40 | 97% | 2023-03-12 |
| 12580. | Sami Wilf (samiwilf) | 92.40 | 98% | 2021-07-03 |
| 12581. | ⊂( ▀ ͜͞ʖ▀)つ (sch... | 92.40 | 98% | 2020-11-03 |
| 12582. | ixsam (ixsam) | 92.40 | — | 2010-10-28 |
| 12583. | John (xjohnbx) | 92.40 | 96% | 2015-04-14 |
| 12584. | David (concealedsources) | 92.39 | 95% | 2011-08-08 |
| 12585. | av (bsod2528) | 92.39 | 97.1% | 2023-09-23 |
| 12586. | Lynx (lynxseph) | 92.39 | 93% | 2016-08-27 |
| 12587. | Airogene (qualpotato) | 92.38 | 96% | 2022-04-04 |
| 12588. | Emily (emklof92) | 92.38 | 96% | 2023-05-05 |
| 12589. | Gotcha (g0tcha) | 92.38 | 97% | 2018-04-17 |
| 12590. | Utkarsh (gbuckets30) | 92.38 | 99% | 2022-06-20 |
| 12591. | Ryan (thoughtpotato) | 92.38 | 98% | 2020-06-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |