The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9527. | Evan (imtryinglol) | 47.99 | 94% | 2021-01-17 |
| 9528. | Lottie (log__) | 47.99 | 94% | 2023-07-27 |
| 9529. | Komodo_Joe (golok32) | 47.99 | 81% | 2016-05-07 |
| 9530. | Greene (glgldgl) | 47.99 | 94% | 2011-07-21 |
| 9531. | C3_l357E (sufyandaredevil) | 47.98 | 89% | 2017-05-23 |
| 9532. | shair (cheragh1) | 47.98 | 95% | 2011-12-20 |
| 9533. | Cho (chobits) | 47.98 | — | 2009-02-25 |
| 9534. | Matt (shorts8617) | 47.98 | 96% | 2011-07-01 |
| 9535. | S (sdhuri) | 47.98 | 94% | 2020-08-26 |
| 9536. | vbk (vbk_) | 47.98 | 96% | 2021-09-10 |
| 9537. | Amjad (amjad_hussain) | 47.97 | 87% | 2011-10-27 |
| 9538. | Doku (retrogeek46) | 47.97 | 95.5% | 2021-02-12 |
| 9539. | Amateur (rosie_081122) | 47.97 | 98% | 2021-01-06 |
| 9540. | Satyajit (thor_odinson2929) | 47.97 | 96% | 2022-09-19 |
| 9541. | amaan shaikh (amaan_shaikh123) | 47.97 | 99% | 2023-06-05 |
| 9542. | nf (ssakcik) | 47.97 | — | 2010-12-30 |
| 9543. | Mahmood (alam123) | 47.96 | 99% | 2016-06-29 |
| 9544. | Ellis (babyeatingatheist) | 47.96 | 91% | 2015-09-04 |
| 9545. | tlove (tpugh) | 47.96 | — | 2010-11-23 |
| 9546. | Musa (zadan) | 47.96 | 94% | 2012-02-01 |
| 9547. | Tim (phuc131) | 47.96 | 92% | 2012-11-01 |
| 9548. | Whach_ya_wanna_know? (iwant... | 47.96 | 97% | 2023-10-09 |
| 9549. | Leo (leolegit) | 47.96 | 92% | 2020-08-15 |
| 9550. | Lê Việt Bảo (lebao) | 47.95 | — | 2008-12-18 |
| 9551. | Kanishka (kanvijay) | 47.95 | 92% | 2013-11-25 |
| 9552. | Granex8 (granex8) | 47.95 | 92% | 2020-08-20 |
| 9553. | Guest (bryce51202) | 47.95 | — | 2010-05-01 |
| 9554. | cindy (cimba326) | 47.95 | — | 2010-03-28 |
| 9555. | Fadil (fadil_ilham) | 47.95 | 85% | 2014-11-16 |
| 9556. | Janne (janne) | 47.95 | — | 2008-10-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |