As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10837. | Corgetta (corgetta) | 81.56 | 96% | 2023-05-29 |
| 10838. | Gabriel (hofergabriel) | 81.56 | 99% | 2021-06-11 |
| 10839. | Cally (callyh) | 81.56 | 98% | 2015-06-22 |
| 10840. | Joey (092767) | 81.56 | 98% | 2016-11-28 |
| 10841. | Lightning (lightning_po) | 81.55 | 96% | 2020-10-24 |
| 10842. | Felzii (missartemis_97) | 81.54 | 96.5% | 2023-12-17 |
| 10843. | Christian (ohhwowchriss) | 81.54 | 97% | 2021-07-04 |
| 10844. | fried_egg (fried_egg) | 81.54 | 96% | 2019-11-10 |
| 10845. | Igor (ikarus9393) | 81.53 | 96% | 2023-02-08 |
| 10846. | NEM0 (saybloo) | 81.53 | 95% | 2020-05-23 |
| 10847. | joe (panled) | 81.53 | 97% | 2021-01-04 |
| 10848. | ZuroNom (zuronom) | 81.52 | 98% | 2025-02-17 |
| 10849. | b (frinkahedron) | 81.52 | 95% | 2019-12-24 |
| 10850. | Kikka (g8n_renzan) | 81.52 | 98% | 2017-07-21 |
| 10851. | Daphnouilles (daphnouilles) | 81.52 | 98% | 2021-04-10 |
| 10852. | (logan188mc) | 81.52 | 96% | 2022-04-14 |
| 10853. | Ivan (ivxnxd) | 81.51 | 97.3% | 2024-03-27 |
| 10854. | a (ierfth) | 81.51 | 97% | 2019-03-17 |
| 10855. | ilya (iluts) | 81.51 | 96% | 2022-07-29 |
| 10856. | Junuh (masline) | 81.51 | 97% | 2023-02-16 |
| 10857. | Alyssa (clarrissa) | 81.51 | 99.5% | 2021-02-13 |
| 10858. | xd (typerads) | 81.51 | 97% | 2022-11-09 |
| 10859. | ninjapina (ninjapina) | 81.51 | 92% | 2016-12-24 |
| 10860. | aspekt (_aspekt) | 81.50 | 95% | 2023-05-01 |
| 10861. | Hail (voolcan) | 81.50 | 98% | 2019-08-15 |
| 10862. | Endre (kosaendre) | 81.49 | 96% | 2024-12-18 |
| 10863. | Joel (joeljohnstone) | 81.49 | 100% | 2024-04-02 |
| 10864. | Michael (itslofty) | 81.49 | 96% | 2019-09-15 |
| 10865. | jack (pumpkinjello) | 81.49 | 98% | 2018-08-05 |
| 10866. | Adrianne (mrsthornton2009) | 81.48 | 98% | 2025-03-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |