I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8242. | Aaron (zeromadness) | 91.00 | 97% | 2015-04-17 |
| 8243. | rodli (rodli) | 90.99 | 97.3% | 2024-01-13 |
| 8244. | Trey (yarters) | 90.99 | 96% | 2016-05-06 |
| 8245. | Sean (seansta10) | 90.99 | 97.6% | 2023-06-28 |
| 8246. | ROCKET forever! (livarscivi) | 90.99 | 91% | 2015-08-23 |
| 8247. | numdegased (numdegased) | 90.99 | 97% | 2021-05-15 |
| 8248. | Jonathan (sushtrain) | 90.98 | 97% | 2021-12-25 |
| 8249. | Kai (prokai) | 90.98 | 94% | 2016-04-20 |
| 8250. | δΈε (quan72io) | 90.97 | 99% | 2025-09-20 |
| 8251. | Daniel (shline) | 90.97 | 94.5% | 2024-04-06 |
| 8252. | Hani (batibot323) | 90.97 | 93% | 2015-05-24 |
| 8253. | Doo (concludedrope18) | 90.97 | 98% | 2020-01-10 |
| 8254. | 799 (khs4126428) | 90.97 | 96% | 2021-12-22 |
| 8255. | max (maximinimum) | 90.96 | 99% | 2023-08-24 |
| 8256. | Victor (erick45642) | 90.96 | 97.1% | 2024-06-16 |
| 8257. | Ravenzlayer (r4nd4ll) | 90.96 | 100% | 2016-05-13 |
| 8258. | Rob (robbylewis) | 90.95 | 93% | 2016-02-21 |
| 8259. | Iscariot (proana) | 90.95 | 99% | 2021-06-18 |
| 8260. | ogamiseta (samarthos) | 90.95 | 98% | 2020-08-01 |
| 8261. | Kagi (ivankeyz) | 90.95 | 93% | 2016-06-27 |
| 8262. | Ritish (indianrookie69) | 90.94 | 98% | 2022-10-27 |
| 8263. | Jack (vexxor) | 90.94 | 97% | 2023-03-11 |
| 8264. | Radu (forsy3) | 90.94 | 96% | 2016-02-21 |
| 8265. | Kopal (nkopal18) | 90.93 | 99% | 2020-08-21 |
| 8266. | Geo (godex) | 90.93 | 97% | 2021-07-16 |
| 8267. | Erik (kirethetyper) | 90.91 | 99% | 2020-02-03 |
| 8268. | Andrew (racingrazor) | 90.91 | 96% | 2017-02-18 |
| 8269. | Nirav (zeratul_1991) | 90.90 | 98% | 2019-05-12 |
| 8270. | gumball (gumball_123_123) | 90.90 | 99% | 2025-04-19 |
| 8271. | RIP Reckful (veselka) | 90.90 | 95% | 2020-01-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| α Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |