So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10161. | Axel (sector7) | 85.36 | 97% | 2022-02-14 |
| 10162. | declan (dekkiefish) | 85.36 | 97.2% | 2021-02-10 |
| 10163. | Dante (dark_fart) | 85.36 | 96% | 2011-06-12 |
| 10164. | Jake (oorebroo) | 85.36 | 97% | 2012-10-17 |
| 10165. | David (hydandata) | 85.36 | 98% | 2015-11-10 |
| 10166. | H (hdawg187) | 85.35 | 96% | 2016-11-14 |
| 10167. | Saidai (saidai) | 85.35 | 97% | 2019-12-30 |
| 10168. | Alek (aszarans) | 85.35 | 92% | 2016-07-31 |
| 10169. | oli (johnvenz16) | 85.35 | 98% | 2021-12-12 |
| 10170. | Praveen (ergodox) | 85.35 | 98% | 2023-01-06 |
| 10171. | patrick (paaaatea) | 85.35 | 98% | 2022-07-10 |
| 10172. | mayank (dids6121) | 85.35 | 98% | 2021-01-05 |
| 10173. | Kenny (kenjeo) | 85.35 | 98% | 2021-01-13 |
| 10174. | Fabian (fabiangomez) | 85.35 | 98% | 2021-08-08 |
| 10175. | Kyou (kyousho) | 85.35 | 94% | 2012-05-15 |
| 10176. | minhhai (minhhaishp) | 85.35 | 99% | 2016-12-01 |
| 10177. | Sylumn (sylumn) | 85.34 | 98.8% | 2023-10-12 |
| 10178. | Drip (drip) | 85.34 | 98% | 2021-09-29 |
| 10179. | cu63y (qu63y) | 85.34 | 97% | 2023-05-12 |
| 10180. | Ivan (ivanivanchenchen) | 85.34 | 97% | 2019-02-08 |
| 10181. | Elizabeth (emonty22) | 85.34 | — | 2009-04-04 |
| 10182. | tehfatpanduh (kb47) | 85.33 | 95% | 2016-10-16 |
| 10183. | Troy (insignificantmeme) | 85.33 | 98% | 2017-07-21 |
| 10184. | Rev (rev_) | 85.33 | 97% | 2019-11-18 |
| 10185. | nicole (teeka949) | 85.33 | — | 2009-05-08 |
| 10186. | Phong (hphong591992) | 85.33 | 94% | 2012-06-10 |
| 10187. | Schizoidpig (schizoidpig) | 85.33 | 95% | 2015-12-07 |
| 10188. | David (dmcchan) | 85.33 | 95% | 2014-07-08 |
| 10189. | Jonathan (jonfishpotato) | 85.32 | 99% | 2023-04-11 |
| 10190. | Jacob (dingle_dude) | 85.32 | 96% | 2022-11-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |