Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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4295. | Sajan (sajanjosan) | 59.60 | 96% | 2018-01-28 |
4296. | Jazz (melotea) | 59.56 | 93% | 2020-07-01 |
4297. | Cakes (snowclap) | 59.56 | 99% | 2018-09-15 |
4298. | Ian (gery) | 59.54 | 99% | 2017-09-05 |
4299. | Wakeat (wakeat) | 59.52 | 98% | 2018-05-19 |
4300. | Bikram (invin) | 59.51 | 97% | 2018-10-05 |
4301. | Surajit (surajit) | 59.51 | 99% | 2018-12-20 |
4302. | Martin (elementhh) | 59.49 | 95% | 2020-07-28 |
4303. | Victor (gislaa) | 59.49 | 94% | 2018-12-31 |
4304. | tqwpo (tqwpo231) | 59.48 | 98% | 2019-12-20 |
4305. | Rachael (rachaelpoedia) | 59.48 | 98% | 2020-08-28 |
4306. | Dim (jimmylei) | 59.47 | 95% | 2020-01-28 |
4307. | Minleg (bminleg) | 59.46 | 95% | 2020-11-25 |
4308. | Movis (movis) | 59.44 | 95% | 2018-08-05 |
4309. | Captain (zyfermars) | 59.42 | 93% | 2020-10-31 |
4310. | Derrick (victoryx5) | 59.41 | 95% | 2020-05-20 |
4311. | Ivan RIFYAN (ivan_love_ulan) | 59.40 | 96% | 2017-12-03 |
4312. | GETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEA... | 59.37 | 96% | 2017-11-07 |
4313. | pfft001 (pfft001) | 59.37 | 96% | 2020-07-03 |
4314. | Shar (sharburrus) | 59.37 | 96% | 2018-11-01 |
4315. | IBRAR (khanibrar51) | 59.37 | 98% | 2017-10-05 |
4316. | Gerhard (gkuschnik) | 59.37 | 95% | 2018-09-19 |
4317. | Eugene (rawners) | 59.36 | 97% | 2018-12-24 |
4318. | Simon (cimon423) | 59.36 | 97% | 2020-09-29 |
4319. | Dipto (d_d_d) | 59.35 | 97% | 2018-03-19 |
4320. | Usef (usef) | 59.35 | 96% | 2019-10-09 |
4321. | Lici (lpersi) | 59.34 | 96% | 2018-12-12 |
4322. | Reef (reefz_2020) | 59.32 | 96% | 2020-06-13 |
4323. | Vortex (nbro1234) | 59.31 | 96% | 2020-05-25 |
4324. | wlliam (williamqwerty3) | 59.31 | 94% | 2020-12-04 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 7,905 | 76.87 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 87.16 | September 21, 2022 |
All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |